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-What the hell? -[director] Cut!
[grunts]
Not especially. It feels gratuitous and male-gazey.
Yes. Good. Because I miss you.
The set was designed to reflect Detective Philbert.
Oh, right.
you can sign it too and then it'll be official.
-What am I supposed to tell people? -A story? A joke?
Yes, please! Whoops. Gonna need new yogurt.
while also being A, Sexual, or B, Asexual.
But in the meantime, would it kill you to smile?
-Who's this guy? -Ignore him. Why--
-Hey, Flip, we need to talk. -Okay.
you'll think that was a good day?
Why does John Philbert's house look the same as my house?
We'll do a full-frontal nude scene with you.
Is Mikhaela ever coming back?
where he goes to a strip club and just sits in the back with a sketch-pad
and also directing them in order to teach you lessons
-No, this is not about my dick. -Okay, fellas...
It sounds like you guys are basically on the same page.
♪ How can anybody have you and lose you And not lose their mind too? ♪
-So I went to Monster.com... -[pc clacking]
No, I love being alone. I wish I were alone right now.
Seems like a pretty thin user base for an app.
[Diane] Hey, stranger.
Is there any way you can be a little more thoughtful
about the existence of clocks.
♪ In Los Ageless The mothers milk their young ♪
telling him he can't film any more nude scenes
[Flip] Action.
Why can't you act like a professional and get naked?
So, you can't get points for that and then resent me for it now.
Huh.
Yeah?
Except one of you is saying "not".
is it necessary that Philbert can only orgasm if he's listening
There's an old frog who lives down in the L.A. River.
♪ How can anybody have you? How can anybody have you and lose you? ♪