Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Geez, I'm really sorry, Carter.

I won't stand by

♪ Peter Griffin ♪

and I'm here because you stole my money!

What?! So that-that money's just been Josh Hartnett-ed?!

You thinking what I’m thinking?

to do something bad to Africa.

I'll always be your friend.

Thanks for the ride, Brian.

on my rubber plantation,

That's not true. Nobody calls him that.

Here's 5,000 bucks.

What is Kwanzaa?

What, my kicks?

You have postcards from France?!

Well, not everybody can be as fascinating as you, Brian.

unless they are tricked into it.

What? That's crazy!

Hey, do you have a Band-Aid?

Yes, very good, Peter.

I'll miss you, privacy.

I'm old and it sucks!

You thinking what I’m thinking?

What? Why would he do that?

For God's sake, I can't even be left alone

Just, uh, a tiny waist, firm butt, great rack.

And she Eat Ass

You want to watch that with me?

Geez, how many Snickers could they eat

You thinking what I’m thinking?

Which I, personally, could begin watching

Oh, for crying out loud.

'Spank me harder,' the lady says to Fifty Shades of Grey.

Mm-hmm, there's that judgy-ness

You're damn right I am!

but why are you being so mean-spirited?