Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Defense, your statement.
These two are not cool.
if you admit that we are cool,
Can you read that back to me?
Benson, this is no joke dude.
take a look at yourselves, go ahead, look.
your cart privileges have officially been revoked!
Where am I?
What?! You want to know what's cool?
I would like to call Benson to the stand.
What!?
I just realised something.
longer than any other witness,
Yes, these bikes are lame, but I ask you,
They swear!
are you not?