Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Richard, look, there was no offer, OK?
He is not just gay, he is Sam Rayburn gay.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Husband of actress Rita Wilson and father of four children,
and make tender hate to my rear and mouth, in that order, at his leisure.
For once in your life, don't think so much, just say yes.
whose potential Hail Mary is gaining steam.
I don't need her. OK?
Congratulations to you, Amy!
of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal!
but yeah, sure.
I don't know what you're talking about.
How do you explain
- ♪ "Bridge on the River Kwai" ♪ - Wonderful!
and historically white Duke University,
...figure out what the fuck you were!
( laughing )
- Ma'am. You wanted to see me? - Selina: Ben. Move.
Selina: They say experience is the best teacher,
And I mean that in a good way, of course.
So how's the Piss Heard Round the World
They're calling it Ryan Fever.
Hmm.
Oh! Unless it's this...
- Ben: Out of my way. - Sorry.
I mean, I could really use the break.
( music playing )
I'll kill gay marriage.
and here comes President of the United States
and Kemi can go and suck lecture-circuit dick in hell.
from how depressing his life is.
Yes, Richard!
- OK, so I think we know why we are here. - Yes, ma'am.
So I-- OK, forget it.
Let's go now to Michael McLintock
( crowd laughing )
Even if it took a while!
ball-gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine
- Governor DeVito. - Yes. My running mate.
I want to talk to you about one of the biggest challenges facing the country
It-- It happens, and...
Wait a minute.
Morning. Mom, you're a regular bathroom warrior.
Oh, no, no, no. Not you, David.
- Come on. - Just make the deal!
- What is happening? - ( cackling )
Announcer: ...the next President
That's not fucking funny, Kent.
Oh, hey, do you remember my five-alarm hottie of a wife Beth?
We need a ticket. Just offer her veep.
I thought nobody gave two Osama bin Shits
It's stickier than a red wine-and-curry dump.
and we're gonna have to get it done today.
America's first woman president.
Oh, my God. Yes!
( crowd applauding )
The floor whips are picking up a rumor
Senator Talbot, 1,785.
was physically disgusted by male homosexuals.
of the United States, I order you
It is a fate worse than death.
How 'bout that?
She's dead!
- Yes! - Jonie, my boy!
- You got something in your teeth. Hold on. - Oh. Sorry.
Senator Talbot has indeed made a miraculous comeback.
Selina: So good seein' ya.
( cheers and applause )
yes-- backwards and in heels.
because I am the Senator's chief of staff--
Actually, ma'am, it's a myth that lesbians and gay men
- Spitty? - The campaign manager