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We've never had a complaint, have we?
Jeff: Get me Vermont.
- at a Dubuque Radisson breakfast-- - Not now, Will!
Do the goddamn Islamic math. You're the numbers guy.
Right now, every Sunday pundit and poli-sci major
Dan: I've been fielding media requests all morning, Richard.
Meyer is fondly remembered
Wounded warrior, Roman Catholic...
So? What else do we need to talk about?
...Azeem teaches seventh grade algebra
the rest of the delegates'll have to fall in line,
It's what he always wanted.
Thank you,
Ben? Where can he do the least amount of harm?
...with my car, like I did in kindergarten!
- She's the worst. - Yeah.
OK.
While she may have only served one full term,
narcissistic man-child be one heartbeat away from the presidency,
between comedy and drama,
MEYER: What's going on here?
I'm just gonna pop my head in.
Tomorrow is the second ballot, OK?
- Tom: He did what?! - I had to endure sex acts
Casino licenses in Macao.
Catherine, I'm right in the middle of something.
- Both: What? - Yeah.
♪ Sputnik, Chou En-lai ♪
Wipe that grin-eating dick off your face.
- I think we're buddies now, aren't we? - Oh, yeah, very much.
Wilson was right
- Kent: Eighth time's a charm. - Gary: Oh, my God!
( sighs )
she dropped a couple pounds in all the right places,
Good evening, Mr. Cafferty!
She's gonna use that in her speech.
No rubbing.
- Never mind. I hear what you're saying. - Kent: Let's move forward.
with more of this Muslim math nonsense.
surrounded by his loving family.
Oh. Ma'am, Gary doesn't work here.
but like my daddy taught me, you always get right back on--
When you listen to rumors,
You fucking monster!
Senator James took advantage of his power over me.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, the final votes for tonight.
an American everyman who could leap effortlessly
who only see them as the gash of least resistance.
I'm reading the wrong card.
but we are still approximately 662 votes short.
more than me.
( Beth laughing )
No, I just came by to see how Ben was.
New Hampshire's 27 delegates are yours!
OK.
Is it OK if I don't wave to you from the stage?
for the next President of the United States!
Thank you! Thank you!
You know, Buddy, I gotta tell you something.
that Senator Talbot is talking to you
Selina and Amy: We'll have to fire Dan.
( DeVito grunting )
in this office is just--
a deadlocked convention,
Amazing speech last night, Governor Splett.
but I think this is my last rodeo.
What are they clapping like that for?
And I don't say that about a lot of people.
- North Carolina's transgender bathroom law. - Selina: What?
warning America about the threat of math to our way of life.
I could use a drink.
So Congressman, tell me something.
I think this is it for me, too.
to be a man, or, better yet, lots of men.
Thanks for making this easy on me.
Thank you!
- I am. - Sue, as Vice President
Nice to see you, Amy.
- near the Tibetan border. - What a bunch of pussies.
Their bathroom bill is an absolute disgrace.
Till the end, like we used to say back in Iraq.
I mean, I helped her with the wording.