Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, ma'am...
Because with all of this, I need to keep my distance.
- I'll whip the whips. - You know, the Chinese
You don't have to worry, I'm not going anywhere.
Did you get a chance to review my nominating speech?
OK? 'Cause it's discontinued. I'm wearing this now.
I told you so!
Come here, you!
that Selina Meyer be selected by this convention
Ah, shit. He ain't what he used to be.
Especially the line "There are really three Americas."
25 Things That No One Knows About You.
"Philadelphia" and "Philadelphia 2"
I would rather cheese-grater my clit.
( Selina chuckles ) OK.
One thing is clear after this runaway-Ferris wheel of a convention,
whose Facebook page is all about radical Islam
The captain of the Texas delegation
He ran the other guy, wiped the floor with me.
WHO WANTS MARGARITAS?
You cannot do this. I will never forgive you.
- No offense, Marjorie. - Some offense.
- OK. - 'Cause with his delegates
I just hate to see smart women
and be next to a woman
Hi, Sue.
And there he is!
Some disturbing rumblings from Justice--
all that "door" you pushed open--
- Ow! - Are you kidding me? You cockless cockroach!
Ohhh. I gotta get out of politics.
You can get an amen, and I'll throw in a hallelujah,
uh, and it's kinda also not fair.
As a matter of fact, Gertrude Stein
Female Speaker: Hello, fellow Americans!
Ma'am, you can't let an embittered, vindictive,
Guys, who gives a shit where people shit?
Do you want six almonds?
- That's not a problem for us. - It's fine.
of pre-Mosaic child sacrifice among proto-Judean peoples.
- We've gotta call Kemi right away. - No!
We just got denounced by the ACLU.
I've just been told
Plus, it gave me a chance to break out my ASL skills.
I don't even like to change planes here.
This is why everyone should just fly private.
( crying ) How can I do this without you?
OK, then we agree.
Read the room!
but after your electrifying speech just two nights ago,
I was just this naive,
and it all started in Kabul.
I want to save the Dubonnet for when I get the nomination.
I'm sorry about that, folks.
...with purpose and repetition!
I just said I know, Roger.
- ( gasps ) - Crowd: Draft Tom James!
In exchange for your support,
That DeVito's a helluva speechwriter.
that's not wearing a leather vest and a Nazi cap.
Please, come on. If--
Oh. So you'll probably want to cut the line
I'm not asking you to beg.
But yeah, come on in.
Can't say I blame you.
I've had a dozen heart attacks, and...
and cut out this melodramatic bullshit!
former two-term President Kemi Talbot,
to remove dinosaur theory from the curriculum,
♪ Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray... ♪
Now listen, Mommy's got a lot of work to do right now.
Can you be a buddy with someone of the opposite sex?
Best. Best.
Here to rub it in, Tom?
Yup. Here we go.
- There you go. - Thank you very much.
- supplicating, beseeching... - Think of--