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is adopted!
- to reopen its investigation. - Oh, my God.
- Hey, ma'am. - Yeah.
And by "hell," I mean The Kennedy School.
- Oh! - We can't have a damaged nominee.
- It's always good to see ya. - You too. I miss you guys.
- What? - Just look down there.
Let's frack the crap out of it.
Works in sign language.
- Yes, we do. - I don't know why we are here.
Roger: All those in favor
was exactly the same way-- a whiner.
Kent and I were up all night doing the numbers--
My source tells me that Kemi's been kicking up some dirt on the Meyer Fund.
minus the big-titted part.
And may the hairiest man zip-tie me to a slaughterhouse drainage grate
You'd hate the flowers.
...to make the world a safer,
That makes you the governor of Iowa!
I have something to say to you:
with all the floor whips.
Our greyhounds are our kids.
You're gonna be good as new,
What can we offer up to the Montana delegation
Well, thank you, Peppermint Patty,
The NYPD found a van full of explosives at Kennedy Airport.
is on line three.
- Mnh-mnh. - No? Oh.
(APPLAUSE)
Nah, never mind.
would like a minute with the President.
( music playing )
- Oh, my God. - Are you out of your fucking mind,
Mike: And it looks like the soldiers are having a little trouble.
- Yeah. Yeah. - ♪ We didn't start the fire... ♪
- A little bit. - Yeah.
Powerful words from Tom James.
Ohh.
You know, I just want to say,
- Sure. - Absolutely not. Thank you, though.
Listen, Ben, you gotta go back to Texas right now, OK?
I'm goin' back to Washington, baby!
I'm probably gonna need that mic.
If you can't figure out how to steal South Carolina,
Can I get a photo with you?
What?
so you get ahold of Governor Schnozzlestein right now,
Sorry. But I would be more than happy
New York Times? Krugman is positively creaming his khakis.
- What? - Ajai-- Ajai--
for standing up for the trans community.
She is offering you vice president,
Have Jonah instruct his delegates of Dr. Moreau
Jonah: Montez looks good. I'd still do her.
Jonah: What are you guys doing here?
- Selina: Yeah, do it. - Ma'am. Ma'am.
Honestly, I'm glad that what I said resonated with folks.
but I knew you'd understand.
You know, for the deaf American delegates.
- President or nothing? - Yeah!
Oh, yes! ( chuckles ) Politico's reporting
Well, there it is, that casual Meyer attitude
We couldn't do that even if we wanted to.
to back me on the second ballot tonight,
I've gotta go be interviewed by Mike on CBS.
are getting a little squirrely about Chinese tank movements
EPA.
hotel bed...
- Here, OK? - That's about me waking up in a hospital bed in Kabul
- You're making a strong case for hell. - Tom played it perfectly.
We did it!
Take State.
It's like a to-do list of things we're not gonna do.
Being vice president is like being declawed,
Shut the fuck up, you gum-recessed face-anus!
Betcha Ben did too.
They need to be protected.
- Over here. - What did I miss?
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Check it out.
Ma'am... this is bad.
unless we want to get sued by my uncle's podcast.