Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I said no. As in never.
and there she goes, sliding right in there.
( motorcade sirens blare )
party insiders are calling you Richard Splett, "future of the party."
I have been crisscrossing the country,
- Jesus. - Wow!
- ( applause, chatter ) - Oh, thank you!
says that all of his bum steers
( door opens )
to get you something to eat. What would you like?
Not her! We're gonna call Amy, um...
What? It's OK, Ben. You've seen behind the curtain.
- ( gavel striking ) - Man: OK!
Yes.
I mean, that's one theory, but--
Somebody's gotta go down for this.
make whatever insulting offer it is you're gonna make.
Come on, come on.
- Jesus. - At least he's getting some exercise.
only goes so far with the ladies.
Announcer: And now, to introduce our party's nominee...
Why is this so hard?
basking in the glow of a landslide re-election
and then we'll figure out my next move.
- right here? - The moment I began working for Senator James,
I've decided to suspend my campaign
And it seems we have ourselves
for which he won the Nobel Prize.
And you know what that makes me, sister?
You haven't heard.
- Your voice is like a crow. - But ma'am, I just want to--
Gary: I'm gonna roll you over, Ben.
Among the dignitaries personally selected by Selina Meyer
Uh... I like jizz.
because it is full of people who are different than me.
- Oh. We did it. We did it. - Yes.
- Man: Kill her! - Yeah! I mean, not her, man,
But now they've got it...
- Might want to double-check that penis. - Ben: That's Kent's job.
Well, then, no.
from inside your own maple syrup-soaked assholes!
Glory, glory, hole-ellelujah.
Math teachers are terrorists!
- Hey, Gary? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can have Tibet.
what do I have to do to get your support?
of nominating President Selena Meyer
and God bless America!
The former congressman's message is finding a new audience...
cleaner, better place!
But after this bathroom incident...
I've made it my mission in life to teach...
Jonah was right.
who always keeps her word.
- Why is Jonah helping you? - Started from the bottom,
"New Selina Now"-- that is working. That--
Roger: Ha ha! Beautiful.
The star of such Hollywood films as "Big," "Forrest Gump,"
I want that person that I'm next to
( indistinct )
suckin' on hard candies like what, Will?
Amy, um...
I haven't heard what, Amy?
No, you shut up, Uncle Jeff!
covered it in ketchup, and Politico asked for seconds.