Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is about killing elephants.

You and your gay pals can make me the Grand Marshal

I'm sorry. Breaking news.

Why do you want to fire him?

They're fumbling around the crypt,

Annette Splett, somber but elegant,

but trust me, he will never see you

You better back Jonah on the next ballot

Don't be an idiot, Selina.

I will not let anyone speak to me like that.

a high school mathematics teacher

Tom, when we're not the worst team ever,

Furlong wants to see all the candidates for a late-night pow-wow.

- So I guess you're fired. - What?

There's nothing to beg for.

♪ Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac ♪

- What did you offer her? - I didn't offer her anything.

- Also, fewer telemarketers. - ( laughter )

You look beautiful.

Assemblyman, I have been to Buffalo six times,

I just found out that math was created by Muslims.

I've got the diving bell and the governor.

Kent, do you still keep in touch with Ben's widow?

about a position in her administration?

Secretary of Swag-riculture!

- Thank you! - You're gonna be Jonah's chief of staff.

- Was she always like this? - Oh, it used to be worse.

...John DeVito of Ohio!

I am now a national fuckin' pariah!

a word about sacrifice.

- All right. - Great.

to sit in the front row are many former rivals

And just tell 'em they can violate me with their assault rifles

If I had a dollar for every "Mother, I will never forgive you..."

But if we don't pillow-smother this sad grandma of a convention

( sustained cheering )

- Gary: Brookheimer. - Brookheimer.

- Ah-ahh! - ( woman squealing )

it just occurred to me, and you've always been like...

How does Mike have more hair than I do?

Yeah. All right, let's talk turkey, Governor.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Gary: Look who I found.

OK, but after that, it's Splett Time.

Don't tell my wife and kids, OK?

Who wants margaritas? Ha!

Sue: Ma'am, the Israeli prime minister

are ready to fix this whole damn election if I can be the nominee.