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the Selina Meyer Presidential Library

So sorry your wife couldn't make the convention, Congressman.

Oh, no. You're gonna be fine.

He'll clinch the nomination on tomorrow night's ballot.

- OK. - Pernicious.

on the convention floor with Senator Tom James,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for now,

Richard: I wish. Sounds much better than the conversation we were having

( indistinct announcement over P.A. )

You know, Richard, there are few things in life

and although my own daughter never learned to ride well,

We never got proper answers about the Meyer Fund

- DeVito: Madam President. - Yeah, yeah.

- Please! - ( knock on door )

who lets him bend you over his desk

not to offer her veep.

we make a really good team!

Stealing South Carolina is the bedrock

her casket made the journey to her final resting place:

that the official count cannot be trusted.

who is looking at my genitals.

Both: Sorry, ma'am.

David, I have to tell you, my daughter Catherine

You are not going to believe it.

Jonah Ryan is gonna be the vice president. You got it?

I heard she never visited him.

"Restore faith in democracy"?

( cheers and applause )

The level of incompetence

I'll be vice president, just stop yelling at me!

and you just had the motel room closest to the ice machine.

Look, I love America,

"Innocent young woman." ( laughing )

I want to offer Jonah the V.P. slot.

None of these delegates are bound to any candidate anymore.

No! There is no place for Jonah Ryan in my administration.

Oh, no, ma'am. I'm a cis woman.

And we're expecting a call from the Israeli prime minister

the Dalai Lama,

I will not be part of a campaign,

And that means I should be president!

- Mmm? Yep. - Ka-ching.

Then it's a good thing you got impeached, they didn't have to invite you.

- Kemi: My apologies, Mr. Chairman. - Madam President.

to a president who many feel was very underrated

I will be president, or I will be nothing.

I'll give 'em five minutes, then I'll hit 'em with Bad Cop.

We have to make sure our delegates hold.

And there's nothing anyone can do to stop me

Hey, do me a favor.

Ben: ( mutters ) Oh.

Buddy: I don't want to go into a bathroom

No candidate has secured a...

And I'm sorry about the whole vice presidency thing,

- You figure that out. - OK.

( music playing )

Adios, New Mexico.

and all that Bible-y B.S.,

Female Newscaster: Many now say Tom James

You don't have a political future, Selina.

We're going back to the White House!