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Thank you so much for coming.
Selina: ...and pass it on to the next generation in spades.
That bastard Ballentine caught shingles from Typhoid Jonah.
is treating this brokered convention
Goddamnit!
like it's a big-titted college gymnast
Perfect.
Punishment?
- Is that the problem? - Oh, fuck!
Yeah! And plus, while she was in there,
Are you?
Yes. Governor, I am prepared to offer you
um...
What kind of suit is that? Hugo Boss? ( snorts )
Over the years I may have been thrown off a few times,
That is actually all me. I will take credit for that.
I have to write the press release for my V.P. pick.
- Gary: Hmm... - Plus, she called me a criminal last night.
- We have Florida... - Jonah: That's right, guys,
I want Richard to be Secretary of farm shit.
but you're not a...
Start your gloating,
I honestly think I might be in hell.
more difficult than the loss of a parent.
Middle East peace agreement,
- ( Ben grunting ) - Richard: Hey, Ben.
- Oh, really? - We're very proud of you
Hanks was often considered
- I am well aware. - Good.
OK? I'll be right back.
I'm here to talk tonight about a woman
So? What did we get?
you tell him I want to see him tonight.
I waited a long time for this.
Ma'am, there are still numerous permutations
The concept of hell is a cultural memory
The keynote speech was such a hit.
I did, and I have to tell you something: it is a delight.
Like myself on any traveling German businessman
American icon.
She just got out of rehab today.
( sobbing softly )
I need you.
- Gary: What's going on? - ...there is no one who has sacrificed
Michelle: Ma'am, Joint Chiefs
Just keep walking.
I've been telling your mom,
Is this gonna affect my numbers, you think?
We cannot lose Texas. Texas is our firewall!
President Meyer offered me Secretary of Agriculture.
What do you think I'm trying to do?
maybe I'll throw you a bone.
- Kent. - The president, she loved your speech.
you talked to me the other day.
Mourners: Amen.
- Right. Break a leg. - Gary: Oooh.
She didn't want to do it, but I was like, "You've got to!"
Oh, hey, John.
Today the world mourns the loss
- Boo! - President Meyer,