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while you close your eyes to avoid coming face-to-face
Ma'am, if Governor Calhoun is joining forces with Kemi...
- Clay: Mom! - Beth: Hi, Clay!
- ...that's it's not easy... - Gary: OK.
( cheers and applause )
as the nation of Tibet,
- Do you wanna close the thing? - Ben: Nice try, Amy.
following President Splett's historic three-state solution
and pinching nipples. And what else, Will?
but they cannot seem to get it to respond in any way.
David? Shalom.
So I'm gonna actually talk to Kent about some numbers.
They may have to put him in a medically induced coma, so...
Jonah: Mr. Chairman, I would just like to point out
former Vice President Andrew Doyle,
The former president passed away earlier this week
passed away in his Bel Air home after a long illness,
Amy and Leon
the way a magician does tricks to distract you
She's also gonna take the line "No matter what, I will always stand for America."
for President of the United States!
and eighth grade trigonometry...
Because you were born with three umbilical cords wrapped around your neck,
- Uh-- - Yeah?
New York is in the bag.
- ( Kent laughing ) - Madam President,
I don't think Buddy's gonna be taking your veep slot.
Sue, the Vice President
You know exactly what to do.
that Buddy is flirting with endorsing Kemi.
( Selina laughing )
the finest actor of his generation,
I might run as a third party just to fuck your shit up.
Selina: Thank you!
that they never should have held the convention in North Carolina.
- Uh, caballeros. - Caballeros!
Yeah.
that when I add up my delegates
♪ It was always burning since the world's been turning ♪
Yeah, well...
Two-time Ohio governor, 18 Electoral College votes.
- ( Keith chuckling ) - See you soon.
Why would you do this, Selina?
No.
Fuck the numbers!
as the brokered convention drags on.
But I thought, and I thought that I don't like the direction our party is taking.
and use the money to get her tubes tied.
on presidential also-rans who can almost suck their own dicks.
that she'll do some dirty shit, but she can still cum.
in the world?!
But first, as someone who served with President Meyer for over two decades,
Yeah, so I'm gonna take two more lines from your speech, OK?
I'm so glad you responded to that.
Selina, you got a minute?
and admires his own reflection.
with the respect that I deserve.
Governor, can I get an amen?
it gives you time to think.
And that's final. So get off your knees
That was just an accident. Really.
We have 40 head of alpaca now, 17 on the way.
That's your job, right? That's not my job.
Yeah, Jeff Kane. Who am I speaking with?
that would really dick-slap 'em?
You could've ended that sentence at "me."
- Oh, is that how you feel? - Yes! Am I right?
- And I-- I'll call you back. - Ah-- Ah--
Well, number one is, I love lists.
Aw, shit, Will left. It was a good one.