Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ben: Tom James.

the home of historically black Fayetteville State University

Besides, I'm not gonna die,

I don't know what you're talking about,

I didn't think he'd show.

Let's do this again at Ben's next cardiopulmonary event.

I am Selina Meyer,

You losers waitin' around to make sure she's actually dead while you sit in the back row

Oh, my God! He's having a heart attack!

- with Christian math... - Amen!

I was roadkill on the side of the political highway.

now we here. Bwacka! Bwacka! Bwacka!

I thought you told my mom to sell me to a child molester

You understand that, right? Excuse me.

- Huh? - I don't like the way

Selina: Stay here with us, Ben!

Aww. Oh, come on.

Mike: And on this history-making 11th ballot, Jane,

♪ We didn't start the fire ♪

Well, makes sense. She made me proud to be an American again.

but it is time to face facts.

I'm gonna tweak it.

who will deliver her eulogy...

that I was the most exciting conquest of his life,

Most importantly, he has a penis. Right, Governor?

Ohh. Like you've never tried.

Ah. How's your dad?

I think the last time I saw you, your wife was being born.

playing with all the delegates?

Tom James is fucking Michelle.

- Did we win? - Oh, yeah.

I didn't want to go to that stupid funeral anyway.

- Bazillionaire. - Correct.

have any natural affinity.

- Fuck me! - We did it!

- Amy: Keith, you havin' fun? - Keith: Yes, thank you.

( "Veep" theme music playing )

There's a simple solution for this, OK?

Listen, you Subaru-driving bull dykes!

Mazel tov, Selina, mazel tov.

Free to pee, you and me, right?

- ( knocking on door ) - Knock, knock.

Kent: No such place, ma'am.

with almost 30 of them spent in public service...

- But-- - No "buts," Richard.

Good afternoon, I'm Michael McLintock,

Amazing he hung on as long as he did, the fat fuck.

that can play out here. You don't have to do this.

( siren wailing )

is the only answer they'll accept

So if you want to discuss potential opportunities for yourself

Holy shit. Ames.

of the next parade that you have that messes up all the traffic.

North Carolina Delegate: ...great state of North Carolina,

My first congressional race.

Let's take a look at the storied career of Tom Hanks,

And like the soldiers I served with,

Maryland Delegate: Mr. Chairman, I move

I'm so sorry for that little minor interruption.

into sin and sweaty degradation.

- Stagehand: All clear! - Thanks for having me.

- I mean, that's not a crazy question to ask. - Not at all.

Selina ( voiceover ): I was three years old

You and Kemi scissoring at the top of the ticket

So are we good, then? Everything cool?

or, according to some sources, 75.

The suspect in the JFK bombing

That's my hero. And keep on getting it out there

And may the best man win.

- I was right! - ( all cheering )

as anything other than the TGI Friday's hostess on Proactiv

I cannot stand her!

But the "but" was: "But you have to fire Dan."

as well as for permanently overturning same-sex marriage.

- Ma'am. Ma'am. - What? What?

- if you want to work for me... - I don't.

you stop complaining and just man up.

-AMY BROOKHEIMER: Ma'am. -SELINA MEYER: What?