Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Once upon a midnight dreary
Hello? Oh, hi.
You already have that boring story about your wisdom teeth in there.
Don't ask him to repeat it.
Who are you talking to? Myself.
Are you sure?
Maybe... Maybe you better sit down.
how many times have I asked you
(DOG BARKING)
und it has offended me. I am leaving.
And if that's cool,
Rumor has it he was poisoned by an ambitious aide.
No, I've heard of people having experiences like this.
but scaring these people is not gonna solve that.
Late again.
You doubt the existence of things you cannot explain?
Come on, come on, come on, relax.
That must have disappointed her.
No, don't put me on hold, please for God's sake,
I'd like a little companionship.
Promises, promises.
No, I don't see any harm in it.
Don't you think there's something very strange here?
No, nothing.
Oh, that explains it.
You gather right, sir.
I'm sorry, Governor, I looked through that cupboard twice.
Well, who did?
because I've been scared by some of the best.
He killed for the office.
(SHUSHING) Oh, hello, who am I talking to now?
(PHONE RINGS)
but wouldn't I remember that?
A bent nail, to be precise.