Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE THING.

I WAS QUITE UNYIELDING THIS MORNING.

ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOES.

GEE, THERE'S A THOUGHT.

DIANE, YOU ONLY INFLAME VIOLENT EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATIONS

LET'S NOT DESPOIL IT.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

SO IF YOU'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME--

GEE, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD THIS THOUGHT.

IN FACT, TODAY, I THINK SHE'S SHOWN SOME IMPROVEMENT.

MAKING JOKES TO MASK THE PAIN.

LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD, HUH?

SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY!

AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT?

IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

BUT NOT THERE EITHER, YOU KNOW?

WHAT YOU AND I HAD WAS EXCITING...

GEE, DOUG WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.

WAS HAVING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER.

GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.

NO, NO, SON. I'M SAM MALONE.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.

AND WE'RE MIGHTY GRATEFUL, TOO, SAM. AREN'T WE, DIANE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

ANOTHER GAG GIFT.

UH...GESUNDHEIT.

IS THAT--RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR?

IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT.

THE LONGER YOU WEAR IT, THE BODY HEAT