Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm Mrs. Keane. - What's going on?
He was a magician.
Steely Dan. Listen to this. This is good stuff.
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And stop fiddling with the hand plane.
No. That's a suggestion. It's fine.
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with threadjacking.
we sneak out of the field trip and buy our own Nintendo.
Maybe it was the excitement of the display,
No, Dad.
it is a
Wait, so does this mean Nintendo's back on?
- Sorry. - Objectively, I know that's hilarious
We'll look for the glasses later.
making elaborate pictures of Zelda on his Lite-Brite.
Behold the Power Glove...
All right. You're feeling better?
Abort! Abort!
No, they were just purple.
The actual cost of my retainer had been explained to me
Are we gonna have a snow day today?
This was a tragedy so great that I'd never go to prom,
- Hey. Creep me out. - Breathe, John. You have to breathe.
Wanna buy a wreath?
Stop saying "totally." You sound like a moron.
Nothing could stop me now.
Same family, too.
Come on, man. He's 11.
Okay, okay.
It’s like bologna, just more expensive
I hope it's not Timmy.
Fast.
Oh, Lizzy. Hey, it's okay.
We're in.
Those flights are crazy expensive.
Let's go! Let's go! Go, go, go!
I'd ever laid eyes on.
SOMBRERO WAY FAILURE SOMBRERO WAY FAILURE
Hey, so, Mom, I was thinking, for Christmas...
- Walkie-talkies? - Check.
And my mom got me these boots. And I hate them, too!
I know how to be careful.
He finally wore you down.
There's tape over there if you have holes in your socks.
No!
All I could talk about.
There was no denying he was a jerk.
My senses had reached a higher state.
- All right, how much? - $100.
Power Glove! Power Glove! Power Glove!
Feel the Glove.
Prairie Pines, the nursing home.
Okay. Okay! We'll do the wreaths!
What?
And did I mention how much I like your sweater?
- It gets a little more specific. - No.
Herculean lengths to get my sister a present?
Dude.
Open your mouth.
I don't think it could get any worse.
Yeah!
Yeah, I got a horn, too, Miles.
- I hate you, Halberg! - God.
Come on, come on.
One, two, three, Nintendo!
I know you would, honey. You're such a sweetheart.
Nah. I think I'll win instead.
Oh, now I get it. But wait, how's that 15 steps?
Oh, another Saturday in the trenches.
is a real blessing.
Just play without me.
Every store in Kane County has agreed to it.
I've been working with them for over 30 years, that's how.
loding of a fre.....
loding of a fre.....
Fresh air?
Like in Platoon, blow everyone up.
She gave you the remote?
Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up.
the most valuable local resource we still have today
So, get a shovel and pick it up.
If there is a heart over the "I"...
- in the Conference semis in '85. - Fine. Yep.
worrying about something I wanted
- Can we go, Mom? - Yes,
You know, for a second there, I thought it was a Nintendo.
No way. Why would I wanna help you?
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with threadjacking.
astronomers from moon/earth/mars good evening
Super Cool, come in. Farmer's losing them.
Oh, hey, here it is.
Sure. That sounds great.
maybe we can build a snowman with Mom and your brother?
Hey, no sucking on the soda pop.
For your encyclopedia set.
But who's with me?
It was like winning more school.
Jerk!
No, no! What do I do? What do I do?
You're full of it, Farmer.
Hey, guys. What's up?
Future assistant to the CEO of Hodges Industries.
My mountain! Mine!
But we'd later realized a horror that defined our generation.
Just initiate phase one and I'll think of something.
I figured it cost roughly as much as a new car.
Moon rocks? No.
I'm very glad that we do not have one.
Go ahead. Tell them your name, Jake.
but I managed to sell a whopping 47 wreaths to the nursing home.
JAKE WTF
This is our one and only chance to get a Nintendo.
Oh, my God!
Lite-Brite?