Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fat ladies standing by quietly warmed their vocal chords.

I grew up on that magazine.

I said, "Every holiday that I spend with you guys..."

Make like a vacuum cleaner.

Yeah. That's what I thought.

mark it wrong and move on.

He said something about stabbing our water bed this morning.

and give her a big...

Here, I'll take the handsaw.

Santa didn't get me a She-Ra last year, so I can't trust him.

We always wore helmets in the '80s.

How the hell do you lose a sausage?

...what are we prepared to do about it?

I probably gotta go home soon.

- What happened to Red Dog? - I changed it.

I'd like you to finish the living room and the dining room

Mommy, Tammy cheated!

It was the most beautiful piece of machinery

Yes, yes. You were born for this moment.

I don't like hockey anymore.

Jagorski had been King of the Mountain for too long.

but Christmas can still be great.

If Jagorski sees you, he'll kill you.

Summer sausage!

- Yes! - Denis Savard!

Of course! Packer fans.

You've already put your wish in for Santa, right?

What's your name, man?

I don't have a nephew.

- The sound of all those bones breaking... - What do you mean, "bones"?

you can varnish these old hockey sticks.

Blue Bird, this is Rambo One.

How do you know that?

Hai karate, Keane!

What? What Power Glove?

Wake up, wake up. Is it time yet?

You've gotta hurry.

until Christmas, and you've managed to pass

It's a beautiful memory and a gross cup.

Back then, they were a death sentence.

I sure have. I wrote a list, I checked it twice.

- Who is this? - This is your nephew.

I'll be watching you.

Why not? I thought you liked it. It's kind of our thing.

Can I text Maeve from your phone after?

Katie? Charlie?

- I know. - It's gotta last you another year.

- Oh, my gosh! - A swear word.

All right, you can take that off now.

She's funny, John.

Let me hear you.

Dad, you said I could have one, too.

It could be 20 below with a Soviet attack on the way

I guess we all struck out.

That's a good point.

There's a dead dog in this story?

Sounds dangerous.

I'll be right in, Dad.

I feel like maybe we should leave tomorrow morning.

{\an3}!!! Hope you enjoy the show !!!

You wanna know what else would be criminal?

God bless it. Where the hell is it?

Less than 30 minutes after the final school bell

Watch your sister.

That's not possible.

Should we take a break? You wanna text Maeve...

Open your mouth.

quickly fell to the wayside.

- Wait, my brother's still outside. - Let me in!

Would I be arrested? Would I go to jail?

This year's first prize...

Since when are you so interested in Cabbage Patch Kids?

- You got Chris Sabo. - Need it.

The Olsens are weak stock.

Dude, you're on fire.

Get him, Tammy! Get him!

- Have some self-respect. Jesus. - You have to calm down.

but I can't get what I want?

Camouflage, check.

That is a peculiar prize.

- Awesome! - Look, he's already practicing.

sombrero way is dangerous

All right. Let's go clean up. Come on.

Did you know that Esprit is French for "cool"?

but I just don't have it in me to laugh right now.

Okay, let's say I'm in a burning building.

See you later, Jake.

No, I'm totally supposed to sell wreaths all day tomorrow.

Right. This is a life skill, people, like cursive.

Jake Doyle. Nintendo master.

Two things at once, she was golden.

Did you guys hear?

I didn't even know that you were selling wreaths this year.

is video games.

Was it like a hamster or dog or something?

- Hey, Dad? - Yeah?

Told you it came with a free Power Pad.

Did it have to be Farmer?

It's gonna be so cold in Minnesota when we get to my parents' house,

You could give me the Nintendo you have in your trunk.

You can put it on the board! Yes!

And they have baseballs on them.

Oh, it was breathtaking.

All other distractions became irrelevant.

Home of Nintendo.

You let the girls get punched!

You're selling wreaths, too?

You know what they look like, right?

I have no idea.

OOOOOO YOU LOOK UP SOMBRERO WAY

Huh. A gift from Uncle Dan.