Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We always wore helmets in the '80s.

You let the girls get punched!

Blue Bird, this is Rambo One.

You're selling wreaths, too?

sombrero way is dangerous

- Yes! - Denis Savard!

Hai karate, Keane!

The Olsens are weak stock.

It's a beautiful memory and a gross cup.

mark it wrong and move on.

I have no idea.

Fat ladies standing by quietly warmed their vocal chords.

What's your name, man?

but I just don't have it in me to laugh right now.

All other distractions became irrelevant.

Two things at once, she was golden.

God bless it. Where the hell is it?

And they have baseballs on them.

There's a dead dog in this story?

I didn't even know that you were selling wreaths this year.

Home of Nintendo.

How do you know that?

If Jagorski sees you, he'll kill you.

Did you know that Esprit is French for "cool"?

Less than 30 minutes after the final school bell

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and give her a big...

This year's first prize...

quickly fell to the wayside.

Summer sausage!

- Oh, my gosh! - A swear word.

Here, I'll take the handsaw.

I feel like maybe we should leave tomorrow morning.

I probably gotta go home soon.

I grew up on that magazine.

No, I'm totally supposed to sell wreaths all day tomorrow.

That's not possible.

I guess we all struck out.

- Awesome! - Look, he's already practicing.

See you later, Jake.

- You got Chris Sabo. - Need it.

Of course! Packer fans.

You can put it on the board! Yes!

Yes, yes. You were born for this moment.

Dad, you said I could have one, too.

You know what they look like, right?

How the hell do you lose a sausage?

- Have some self-respect. Jesus. - You have to calm down.

- What happened to Red Dog? - I changed it.

Yeah. That's what I thought.

Open your mouth.

Make like a vacuum cleaner.

but I can't get what I want?

Did it have to be Farmer?

Santa didn't get me a She-Ra last year, so I can't trust him.

you can varnish these old hockey sticks.

You wanna know what else would be criminal?

...what are we prepared to do about it?

That's a good point.

Right. This is a life skill, people, like cursive.

Okay, let's say I'm in a burning building.

Can I text Maeve from your phone after?

Told you it came with a free Power Pad.

He said something about stabbing our water bed this morning.

- I know. - It's gotta last you another year.

until Christmas, and you've managed to pass

Oh, it was breathtaking.

Watch your sister.

I'd like you to finish the living room and the dining room

Wake up, wake up. Is it time yet?

- Who is this? - This is your nephew.

Was it like a hamster or dog or something?

Dude, you're on fire.

You've gotta hurry.

Jake Doyle. Nintendo master.

I sure have. I wrote a list, I checked it twice.

Sounds dangerous.

Would I be arrested? Would I go to jail?

You could give me the Nintendo you have in your trunk.

Since when are you so interested in Cabbage Patch Kids?

All right. Let's go clean up. Come on.

Should we take a break? You wanna text Maeve...

I don't like hockey anymore.

You've already put your wish in for Santa, right?

Mommy, Tammy cheated!

It's gonna be so cold in Minnesota when we get to my parents' house,

- Wait, my brother's still outside. - Let me in!

Get him, Tammy! Get him!

It was the most beautiful piece of machinery

is video games.

Let me hear you.

Jagorski had been King of the Mountain for too long.

Katie? Charlie?

Did you guys hear?

All right, you can take that off now.

- The sound of all those bones breaking... - What do you mean, "bones"?

I'll be watching you.

Back then, they were a death sentence.

It could be 20 below with a Soviet attack on the way

I don't have a nephew.

I said, "Every holiday that I spend with you guys..."

That is a peculiar prize.

I'll be right in, Dad.

Camouflage, check.

What? What Power Glove?

- Hey, Dad? - Yeah?

She's funny, John.

Huh. A gift from Uncle Dan.

but Christmas can still be great.

OOOOOO YOU LOOK UP SOMBRERO WAY

Why not? I thought you liked it. It's kind of our thing.