Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

mark it wrong and move on.

I probably gotta go home soon.

but I can't get what I want?

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We always wore helmets in the '80s.

Huh. A gift from Uncle Dan.

You've gotta hurry.

Open your mouth.

Did you guys hear?

quickly fell to the wayside.

Right. This is a life skill, people, like cursive.

Was it like a hamster or dog or something?

- Have some self-respect. Jesus. - You have to calm down.

- You got Chris Sabo. - Need it.

It's a beautiful memory and a gross cup.

That's not possible.

Dad, you said I could have one, too.

And they have baseballs on them.

You can put it on the board! Yes!

Told you it came with a free Power Pad.

I don't like hockey anymore.

sombrero way is dangerous

Okay, let's say I'm in a burning building.

is video games.

Of course! Packer fans.

All right, you can take that off now.

What? What Power Glove?

Dude, you're on fire.

- Oh, my gosh! - A swear word.

Home of Nintendo.

Jagorski had been King of the Mountain for too long.

but Christmas can still be great.

The Olsens are weak stock.

Let me hear you.

until Christmas, and you've managed to pass

Fat ladies standing by quietly warmed their vocal chords.

I'd like you to finish the living room and the dining room

You could give me the Nintendo you have in your trunk.

OOOOOO YOU LOOK UP SOMBRERO WAY

I'll be right in, Dad.

Here, I'll take the handsaw.

but I just don't have it in me to laugh right now.

How the hell do you lose a sausage?

- Awesome! - Look, he's already practicing.

What's your name, man?

I didn't even know that you were selling wreaths this year.

I don't have a nephew.

This year's first prize...

Why not? I thought you liked it. It's kind of our thing.

I said, "Every holiday that I spend with you guys..."

- Yes! - Denis Savard!

That's a good point.

Two things at once, she was golden.

Back then, they were a death sentence.

...what are we prepared to do about it?

I have no idea.

That is a peculiar prize.

Santa didn't get me a She-Ra last year, so I can't trust him.

I guess we all struck out.

Jake Doyle. Nintendo master.

Less than 30 minutes after the final school bell

Should we take a break? You wanna text Maeve...

You know what they look like, right?

Oh, it was breathtaking.

I sure have. I wrote a list, I checked it twice.

Mommy, Tammy cheated!

Summer sausage!

All other distractions became irrelevant.

It could be 20 below with a Soviet attack on the way

Yes, yes. You were born for this moment.

Get him, Tammy! Get him!

Watch your sister.

You let the girls get punched!

She's funny, John.

- What happened to Red Dog? - I changed it.

I grew up on that magazine.

Did you know that Esprit is French for "cool"?

I feel like maybe we should leave tomorrow morning.

There's a dead dog in this story?

It was the most beautiful piece of machinery

Since when are you so interested in Cabbage Patch Kids?

No, I'm totally supposed to sell wreaths all day tomorrow.

Can I text Maeve from your phone after?

Wake up, wake up. Is it time yet?

You wanna know what else would be criminal?

He said something about stabbing our water bed this morning.

Blue Bird, this is Rambo One.

Camouflage, check.

How do you know that?

You've already put your wish in for Santa, right?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

- Wait, my brother's still outside. - Let me in!

- Who is this? - This is your nephew.

Hai karate, Keane!

I'll be watching you.

Did it have to be Farmer?

Sounds dangerous.

and give her a big...

See you later, Jake.

If Jagorski sees you, he'll kill you.

Would I be arrested? Would I go to jail?

Katie? Charlie?

Make like a vacuum cleaner.

It's gonna be so cold in Minnesota when we get to my parents' house,

- The sound of all those bones breaking... - What do you mean, "bones"?

- Hey, Dad? - Yeah?

God bless it. Where the hell is it?

You're selling wreaths, too?

- I know. - It's gotta last you another year.

you can varnish these old hockey sticks.

All right. Let's go clean up. Come on.