Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I needed to get my own Nintendo.

When I was your age, we didn't have Nintendos.

It's just a picture of a dumb wreath.

You think I like paying taxes and talking to our neighbors?

Check, check. Over.

Jake, what are we gonna do?

And that's when I saw it.

Oh, gosh. All right, let's get that out before it sets in.

John, he really can't eat with it in. It doesn't work that way.

Yeah, you're all talk, no walk.

Are you making all this up?

We're not stopping for Santa yet, guys, okay?

but an 8-bit entertainment system.

This glove sucks!

I'm trying to listen to this.

No, that's not it.

He offered me an honest deal at an honest price.

We're gonna need a girl one.

Could I have the lights, please?

I wanna set land mines in this yard.

Tell me your favorite letters of the alphabet.

That dude's half cop and half robot.

And in second place...

- We must protect our dogs. - Yes.

- I've already sold 67 wreaths. - To who?

Timmy dumped cheese in here again.

Yo, you didn't tell him?

but tonight, I was a man on a mission.

YOURE GONNA GO BUSTED ON YO A

Best Patch in the Tri-City.

You know what? You should be playing outside.

What're you doing back there?

Some Pound Puppies? Kidney? Nintendo?

Come on! What's a guy gotta do?

Olsen's getting nervous. What do we do?

GO BUST ON YO A-

was by far the weirdest kid in school.

You're the only one in here with wet shoes.

I feel like we should definitely try on a few today.

Oh, man. This was it.

Hey, you haven't seen my air compressor, have you?

Yeah, of course.

Stay beautiful, Kath.

You're such a good boy, Jake.

Has anyone seen my SKIL saw?

- Come on! - Geneva,

Yeah. Timmy Keane was the opposite of that.

You haven't gotten as much as a postcard in the last three years.

But we're eating.

Not listening to you, Doyle. The money's mine.

- Dad, that's... - Signed right on the derriere.

jake jakkkkkkkkkke

Tomorrow morning, you, that shovel, backyard.

Great articles.

so you don't have to track them all down.

She said I reminded her of you.

Those boots were $11.99, and I thought they looked great.

honey, go on. Lead the way.

My mom was always multi-tasking.

Do you actually think that maybe you could have...

- What? - What?

Ten years of visual unwrapping experience

I would never give Charlie the remote.

It's not even below zero out.

You can't do that!

for the A-Team? Yeah, right.

Kinda like the house?

REPEAT AFTER MEEEEEEEEE

I heard it's good for money management.

He doesn't want a Cabbage Patch Kid now, does he?

Careful with the varnish.

I love this place.

I got a goldfish, Keane! You want it?

- You're out! - You! You! You!

What a rip-off.

get some money...

SOMBRERO WAY DID THIS

Grandma! Hi, Grandma!

That TV landed on her like a house on a witch.

Paging Mrs. Trotter and Mrs. Keane

- Why now? - Do we have to?

Let me do all the talking. Okay?

Hey, you wanna hear about my ant farm?

and Grandma and Grandpa won't get you one...

Power Glove! Power Glove!

Yeah, well, turtlenecks, your parents, it's great.

Good morning, Chicago.

Sold out in 20 minutes.

More Nintendo for us.

Don't think I haven't been watching you, Jake.

Oh, are you here to shovel my walk?

You know what? We can go up there right now.

- No idea. - Odd. But who knows with these two?

than most supermarkets in the greater Chicago area.

We gotta get the Nintendo now. I can...

So, we sell some baseball cards,

Come on, come on.

Mara Powell Films / Sony / Columbia Pictures (1981 Version) / Happy Madison Productions

Jake, don't forget your boots.

Well, it won't work at all if he loses it.

Well, this miracle happened at the roller rink.

Parents of Batavia, good evening.