Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He doesn't want a Cabbage Patch Kid now, does he?

was by far the weirdest kid in school.

Tomorrow morning, you, that shovel, backyard.

Could I have the lights, please?

Paging Mrs. Trotter and Mrs. Keane

When I was your age, we didn't have Nintendos.

You can't do that!

Stay beautiful, Kath.

It's not even below zero out.

honey, go on. Lead the way.

Yo, you didn't tell him?

My mom was always multi-tasking.

That dude's half cop and half robot.

This glove sucks!

- No idea. - Odd. But who knows with these two?

Yeah. Timmy Keane was the opposite of that.

It's just a picture of a dumb wreath.

What a rip-off.

- We must protect our dogs. - Yes.

Oh, man. This was it.

We're gonna need a girl one.

Hey, you haven't seen my air compressor, have you?

I feel like we should definitely try on a few today.

Jake, what are we gonna do?

for the A-Team? Yeah, right.

Careful with the varnish.

- I've already sold 67 wreaths. - To who?

- Why now? - Do we have to?

Those boots were $11.99, and I thought they looked great.

No, that's not it.

Grandma! Hi, Grandma!

but tonight, I was a man on a mission.

And that's when I saw it.

Jake, don't forget your boots.

You haven't gotten as much as a postcard in the last three years.

Come on, come on.

REPEAT AFTER MEEEEEEEEE

Mara Powell Films / Sony / Columbia Pictures (1981 Version) / Happy Madison Productions

That TV landed on her like a house on a witch.

Sold out in 20 minutes.

I'm trying to listen to this.

You know what? You should be playing outside.

Not listening to you, Doyle. The money's mine.

so you don't have to track them all down.

I wanna set land mines in this yard.

Hey, you wanna hear about my ant farm?

SOMBRERO WAY DID THIS

Yeah, of course.

Parents of Batavia, good evening.

Good morning, Chicago.

You're the only one in here with wet shoes.

Great articles.

Timmy dumped cheese in here again.

Are you making all this up?

YOURE GONNA GO BUSTED ON YO A

Do you actually think that maybe you could have...

Well, it won't work at all if he loses it.

You think I like paying taxes and talking to our neighbors?

I got a goldfish, Keane! You want it?

Oh, are you here to shovel my walk?

I heard it's good for money management.

You're such a good boy, Jake.

GO BUST ON YO A-

What're you doing back there?

get some money...

He offered me an honest deal at an honest price.

- Dad, that's... - Signed right on the derriere.

Ten years of visual unwrapping experience

You know what? We can go up there right now.

We're not stopping for Santa yet, guys, okay?

But we're eating.

I would never give Charlie the remote.

Come on! What's a guy gotta do?

More Nintendo for us.

and Grandma and Grandpa won't get you one...

John, he really can't eat with it in. It doesn't work that way.

- Come on! - Geneva,

She said I reminded her of you.

jake jakkkkkkkkkke

Check, check. Over.

Olsen's getting nervous. What do we do?

Oh, gosh. All right, let's get that out before it sets in.

Don't think I haven't been watching you, Jake.

I love this place.

Best Patch in the Tri-City.

Some Pound Puppies? Kidney? Nintendo?

Has anyone seen my SKIL saw?

We gotta get the Nintendo now. I can...

Well, this miracle happened at the roller rink.

Tell me your favorite letters of the alphabet.

Yeah, well, turtlenecks, your parents, it's great.

- You're out! - You! You! You!

So, we sell some baseball cards,

but an 8-bit entertainment system.

Let me do all the talking. Okay?

Yeah, you're all talk, no walk.

I needed to get my own Nintendo.

Kinda like the house?

And in second place...

Power Glove! Power Glove!

- What? - What?

than most supermarkets in the greater Chicago area.