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CAN CAUSE MORE DAMAGE THAN GUNS OR BOMBS
I'M NOT. IT'S TRUE.
NO, I'M NOT.
Lorelai: WELL, I THINK YOU HANDLED THAT VERY WELL.
LUKE, HOW COME YOU TOLD ME YOU MOVED?
SO WHAT? SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
OOH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT SCONCE?
AND THEN SHE SNUCK IN MY WINDOW AND HID IN MY CLOSET COVERED IN WHIPPED CREAM.
seriously oh jeez
OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT SO FAR?
I DID MOVE.
WHAT ABOUT THE DINER?
HOW ABOUT IF I SHINE IT ON THE WALL
NO, OF COURSE WE DON'T.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
WHICH ONE ARE YOU -- THE DOG OR THE LIVER TREAT?
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU.
YOU AND I? WE'RE GETTING AN APARTMENT?
I NEEDED IT HERE. HUH.
WHAT IS THAT? IT'S MY GYM CARD.
WE ARE PROFESSIONALS,
AND FOUND THAT WILLIAM SHATNER IS LIKEWISE AFFLICTED.
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT THIS -- OUR SITUATION,
SO YOU WANNA BORROW THE NEW SPARKS?
AND I'VE READ ABOUT THEM, AND I DON'T READ, I SKIM.
EVERY BAND PLAYS TO EMPTY ROOMS AT SOME POINT.
THERE'S BEEFARONI. YOU LIKE BEEFARONI.
I WOULD RATHER YOU GAVE ME THE HARD TIME INSTEAD OF GIL,
HEY, IT'S MADELEINE ALBRIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA BE VERY STRESSED OUT FOR THE REST OF HANK'S LIFE.
REMIND ME TO MOCK YOU FOR THAT LATER.
I JUST DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
WE ARE THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.
YOU KNOW, NONE OF THIS IS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
HEY, WE ALL LET HIM IN.
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH MY BAND.
EXCUSE ME. WE'RE NOT DONE.
JOKE, DUDES. THE ONE IN NEW YORK.
THE BELLS JUST SCREW IT ALL TO HELL.
YEAH, DO YOU REMEMBER THE BELLS?
JUST STAND BACK SO THE LIGHTNING ONLY STRIKES YOU.
TO ANYONE, ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN.
I AGREE. HOWEVER, YOU NOW NEED TO ADD AN EXCUSE.
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY WARNER BROS. INC.
I HAD TO GO, AND SHE WOULDN'T LET ME GO.
ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOU HAVEN'T MOVED.
NO WAY.
I LIKE IT.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I want to chime in and be supportive, but I don't know what you're talking about.
SHE BAKED ME A CAKE EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH,
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING AN APARTMENT?
YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE MY 7-YEAR-OLD WHEN SHE'S ALL GRUMPYPUSS.
I'M NOT PASSING JUDGMENT ON YOU LIVING TOGETHER.
I CAN BARELY FEEL MY FEET THIS MORNING.
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND ALL FAKE AND COMPUTERIZED.
I WAS THERE FOR DINNER. AND AFTER DINNER?
WOULD YOU MAYBE WANT TO GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE SOMETIME?
OH. THAT'S GREAT. WHEN?
IT MEANS THESE KIND OF CLUBS LOOK GOOD ON YOUR RéSUMé.