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YOU DIDN'T CALL?
I LOOKED IT UP ON THE WEB
YOU'RE WELCOME. IT'S A LITTLE NARROW UP THERE,
AND SCAR YOUR PERFECT SKIN.
WHERE IS SHE?
IT IS A BAD THING -- A REALLY BAD THING.
YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU MOVED WHEN YOU DIDN'T.
THIS IS THE TRAGEDY THAT RESULTS WHEN YOUR MOM GOES OUT OF TOWN
OH, HEY, WANT YOUR SMILE BACK? PORK TOP RAMEN.
I DON'T.
HOW HARD IS THAT?
I'M WEAK. I HAVE NO SPINE.
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-YEAH *
GIVE ME BACK MY PENCIL
WE'RE PLAYING TONIGHT.
HOW TO AVOID ANY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
NOW HE KNOWS THEIR SCHEDULE.
IT'S SNOWING. THEY WON'T DELIVER.
BUT STAN REMEMBERED THOSE BELLS,
HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER. PHILLIPS OR FLATHEAD?
WHAT HAPPENED?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
IF YOU HAVE A BIG ONE, YOU DON'T NEED A SMALL ONE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MY LIFE, EVERYTHING I'M DOING.
THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU MOVED TO ANOTHER COUNTY?
OH, REALLY?
I MEAN, I KNOW I CAN.
WELL, I WAS THE LIVER TREAT,
YOU'RE PASSING JUDGMENT ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH NICOLE.
DOES NICOLE THINK YOU MOVED?
THERE WAS SOME KIND OF SHAKE IN THE BLENDER,
HE'S SHOVELING MY WALK.
IT WAS A COMPLETE COINCIDENCE
THREE WEEKS AGO.
THAT I JUST ASSUMED THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME?
YEAH, IT'S JUST NOT A VERY GOOD ONE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WELL, HEY, DO YOU WANT TO WAIT TILL THIS AFTERNOON?
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? 'CAUSE IT HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
HANK'S 110? NO.
THEY CAN BE SOME OF THE MOST CLASSIC GIGS.
YOUR FIRST KISS?
SO ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE THIRD SNOW OF THE SEASON.
AND EVERY TIME THEY RING, WE'LL THINK OF HIM.
HE'LL GO FROM BEING GRUMPY LUKE TO GRUMPY COMMUTER LUKE.
IT'S ALL ABOUT VOLUME.
MY GOOD FRIEND STAN GREEN LIVED HERE FOR 56 YEARS.
I GUESS.
DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS? I HAVE A NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
LOOK, FAR BE IT FOR ME TO COMPLAIN --
I MEAN, I TORE A PAIR OF PANTY HOSE THIS MORNING,
THE FLOOR WASN'T TOO COMFORTABLE, HUH?
NO, BUT THEY'RE ABOUT TO.
TO COLLEGE, ANYMORE.
LET'S JUST PLAY PERFECTLY ON THE BEAT AND ADD A LASER SHOW
Miss Patty: ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR.
NO.
You want to help me break the bells?
WHOA, LANE, COME ON!
LUKE, I WAS IN YOUR APARTMENT. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
BUT IF YOU DISREGARD POWER --
I WAITED TILL SHE WENT TO BED, WHICH WAS ABOUT 9:15,
HE OWNED THOSE HORSES.
I LOVE THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR. I KNOW, ME TOO.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
AND SHE CALLED AGAIN A MINUTE AGO JUST TO MAKE SURE I GOT IT.