Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WAS A LITTLE TIPSY ON THAT CRUISE SHIP,
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
"AND WHILE YOU'RE PANICKING ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT,
AND A FLUTE AND BE PROG-ROCK IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU HAVE TO CALL YOUR MOM.
HER DAUGHTER WAS BUSTED LAST SPRING BY NEW HAVEN POLICE
REALLY? I HEARD IT WAS PIXY STIX.
AND FELLOW ROTARY-CLUB MEMBER, REVEREND SKINNER.
GOODBYE.
TO AN EMPTY ROOM.
HOW ABOUT WE SEND A LETTER TO BILL CLINTON?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND? PRETTY MUCH.
NO, NO, DON'T STOP TUNING.
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO LUKE'S. YOU'RE GONNA STARVE TO DEATH.
WE'RE GOING TO RESTORE THE BELLS
MANIPULATING THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF ISRAEL.
[ SIGHS ]
THREE WEEKS HE'S BEEN LIVING THERE.
WHEN WHAT?
AND IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO SLEEP THERE.
YEAH, NOTHING'S CHANGED, EXCEPT YOU DON'T LIVE HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? OH, THE USUAL --
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
IT'S FINE. YOU'LL COME OVER AND SEE IT EVENTUALLY.
OR SAY THAT I LOVED YOU OR ASK TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN,
KICK DOWN THE DOOR, DOUSE THE PLACE WITH HOLY WATER.
YES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CRASH HERE LAST NIGHT.
THE CIA. NO, YOU DON'T.
WHY ARE WE BEING BUMPED?
ABOUT WHAT? I DIDN'T COME UP WITH ONE.
AND THE SECOND SNOW OF THE SEASON WAS ON WEDNESDAY.
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-YEAH *
IT IS NOT. OH, IT IS. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
BEEFARONI -- IT'S CALLING YOU.
ONE WHAT? ONE ALIBI. I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
SHE CALLED YOU? TWICE.
THAT IS MY FRIEND JOSH'S ROOMMATE, WILLIAM.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
ORDER A PIZZA.
YOU TALKING TO ME OR ABOUT ME AT ALL.
AND THEY RANG SO LOUD
NO, IT'S NOT.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
DID HE SAY WHO IT WAS?
GET CANCER, DARRYL!
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT I GUESS WE'RE NOT.
THERE WAS THIS GIRL FROM THE THIRD FLOOR --
YES, BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIEND-FRIENDS,
HEY, HERE ARE THE STROKES!
SHE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE BAND AND --
I'LL GET MY TOOLBOX.
3:58.
HE DID?
NUMBER FIVE COULD BE IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW.
WHO WINS IN THIS GAME?
HE'S GOOD.
OVER STARS HOLLOW ONCE AGAIN.
I DON'T, EITHER. I'VE JUST READ ABOUT THEM, OKAY?
I DON'T WANT TO BE 'NSYNC.
SOMETIMES THEY NEED A PUSH.
MEGAMAN PROTEIN POWDER ON THE COUNTER.
AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS COMPLETELY INSANE TO BE UPSET.
"JANE -- ONE WOMAN'S HARROWING JOURNEY TO GOD."
I DON'T EVEN THINK I LOCKED THE DOOR BEHIND ME.
WHAT ARE YOU PAINTING? UM, OUR APARTMENT.
PSYCHO GIRL IN THE DORM.
THAT'S IT.
[ GASPS ] PERRY LEWIS AND CHARLIE SLATER -- YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT?
ALL THOSE YEARS OF WATCHING "HART TO HART" ARE ABOUT TO PAY OFF.
YOU'VE BEEN TUNING FOR A HALF-HOUR.
WHO ALSO LIKE SUNSETS AND THE MOON AND THE STARS.
TO PLAY THIS REALLY FAMOUS CLUB LAST NIGHT,
YOU HAVE A BAND AND A BOYFRIEND,
THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU MOVED TO LITCHFIELD? YES.