Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'M JUST DROPPING OFF SOME STUFF AND A FEW THINGS AND --

NOW I CAN'T TELL WHICH ARE THE CHURCH BELLS AND WHICH ARE THE KIRK BELLS.

LITCHFIELD IS ANOTHER COUNTY. YES.

IT'S GREAT. I BURNED A COPY FOR MY MOM.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

RIGHT DURING HARVEST SEASON.

SHE ASKED ME OUT LIKE 100 TIMES.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST,

I SAID YES. IT'S OKAY TO SAY YES?

WHERE WAS SHE SO LATE?

UM, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD MAYBE

AND I SENT A NICE FRUIT BASKET UPSTAIRS,

HE WILL BE MISSED BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.

FINE. MY MOM DOESN'T BAKE, BUT SHE KNOWS PEOPLE WHO DO.

HE WAS SO CUTE WITH HIS FEDORA AND HIS HUSH PUPPIES.

DEATH COMES IN FIVES?

I GOT HIM A TAPE. HE SLIPPED IT TO THE BOOKER.

THEN IT WOULD BE ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC.

YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT'S HOW MOTHER THERESA GOT STARTED.

OH, WELL, THAT IS A LITTLE...EXTREME.

THEY, UH, STOPPED.

ALTHOUGH THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR.

AND YOU CAN'T JUST WALK PAST IT

THE IRONY WASN'T LOST ON ME. WAS THAT THEM?

AND APPARENTLY WE'RE JUST COFFEE FRIENDS.

I CAN'T TELL HER. I CAN'T CALL HER.

ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC?

I MET HIM AT THIS PARTY THIS WEEKEND.

HE'S THE BOOKER.

REMEMBER EVERY TUESDAY

I STARTED IT WHEN I WAS 6,

OH, LET ME SEE.

BELIEVE ME, THE 5:00 A.M.ers ARE THE WORST.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!

IF I'M IN AN ALLEY WITH OSAMA,

IT'S CRITICAL TO STEP OUT OF ONE'S MAJOR

AN APARTMENT, A TRAILER, A BATCAVE.

AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE HANK, THEN WE CAUSED IT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? A CERTAIN FELLOW TOLD ME.

SINCE HIS HOUSE IS RIGHT ON CAMPUS.

OH, WAIT. I GUESS I JUST DID.

FOR A SALAD WITH NO OIL, NO MUSHROOMS.

OH, NO. DID YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

BUT SHE THINKS HE'S INTO HER OR SOMETHING.

I'M DEBATING A MOVE HERE.