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* IF YOU NEED
OR WEDGE THE MAIN MECHANISM.
I'VE GOT TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
LAST YEAR --
IS STILL HANGING AROUND, I THINK YOU'RE FINE.
DUDE, GET IT TOGETHER.
YOU'RE A RUDE GUEST, NOT HER BOYFRIEND.
A LITTLE MORE STONES, A LITTLE LESS KRAFTWERK.
I MEANT MY OLD PLACE.
I GUESS IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW. PARIS' BUSINESS IS PARIS' BUSINESS.
[ GASPS ]
REPAINTING IS SO NOT ROCK 'N' ROLL.
UNLESS HE'S SICK,
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
AND ROCK 'N' ROLL IS ABOUT SAYING NO TO THE MAN!
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT LANE WILL NOT BE COMING TO WORK TODAY.
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
IT'S OKAY. I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
Kleenex.
EXCUSE ME? IT'S MORE COMPLEX THAN THAT.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
JUST BECAUSE DARRYL SAID TO?
NICOLE HIRED A PROFESSIONAL PICTURE HANGER,
CLING PEACHES IN LIGHT SYRUP.
AND THEY PROMISED TO STAY PUT.
OLDER COUPLE? YEAH.
I'LL GET THEM DRINKING. I'M VERY GOOD AT WORKING AROUND RELIGIOUS MANDATES.
SO I COULD SAY, "HEY, DRIVE 20 MILES
LORELAI! [ SIGHS ]
BYE, MRS. KIM.
YOU DON'T?
I DON'T CARE. I'M BORED.
TAYLOR OR REGGIE OR ANDREW OR KIRK.
THESE ARE THE SAME FREAKS
I WANT TO BE A DRUMMER.
IT'S QUITE A LIVELY BUNCH YOU GOT DOWN THERE.
NO, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
I WASN'T TRYING --
IT ISN'T? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR?
ME, TOO. SOUNDS GREAT.
NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
FINE.
I HELD YOUR HAND SO YOU COULDN'T SCRATCH YOUR FACE
SMART MOVE JUMPING ON MY BANDWAGON
NOT TELL ANYONE THIS STORY, ALSO?
AND DO A DIRTY SHADOW-PUPPET SHOW?
I, UH, I'M GOING HOME.
SO LAST NIGHT?
BLESSED, PRAISED, GLORIFIED, EXALTED...
AND I'M NOT.
AND HE'S TALKING TO HER, YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE NICE,
* IF YOU NEED
I HAVE FRIENDS THERE. HUH? WHERE?
I HAVE BEEN TYING MY OWN SHOES SINCE I WAS 4.
WHAT ARE THE PAINT CHIPS FOR?
AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.