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We can't let those little baby cows down.
No, I can't bring calves into my house.
I'm here to make sure we can all end this peacefully.
But we will have to sleep, dude.
Our boys have locked themselves in Stan's room until we can promise them
because he has the Mission: Impossible Breaking and Entering Playset.
- All right, where is Mr. Dorn? - I was woken up at 3:00 in morning,
Oh, and you must refer to me as "Captain."
I don't know about this, fellas. It says right here,
I mean, rancher.
Captain, where am I supposed to drive to?
- So? - So, we can't let them die, douchebag.
- You want that, right? - Sure, sure.
Nothing else was going on, Tom,
being grounded for three, perhaps even four weeks.
- Cartman. - No, Uncle Jessie. No.
Yes, who's your bud? Who's hungry? Who's a hungry man?
Yes, we do. We're those little baby cows' only hope.
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We gave those kids everything, and they've turned into little John Walkers.
We can't get through the door without tearing apart the house.
He was in a very advanced state of vaginitis.
Us parents are going to go to Pizza Shack
and when they come out, I can take them back.
- Have Butters kiss it. - No, it has to be Kyle.
What did you have in mind?
Me? How did I get into this mess?
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Jed here caught your boy and his friends trespassing on his ranch.
- The calves are gonna be okay. - Pick me up. I want to see.
so this was the only story we had to make seem important,
- What? - And they want the guy
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What are you going to do, Officer Barbrady?
In the last 3.2 seconds, you've called me "fatass, butthole" and "douchebag."
Captain, we cannot keep going fast on these icy roads.
- But in return, I want three staples. - Get out of here!
Okay, children, step off the bus and form a group next to the nice redneck.
They've got no one else to turn to.