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The terrorists already said there's no way they're coming out.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking here,
Well, if we called it "little baby cow," people might not eat it.
"Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous."
- Where's the negotiator? - Right here.
There you go. You're free. Run away.
- "Susanne Sommers' Calf Exerciser." - What?
We're sorry. You are our friend.
We are with you, boys. Your message is real and your fight is just.
- Butters, answer me. - But Dad's angry at me.
- We're with you, dude. - Yeah.
We'll just keep them at Butters' house until they can get their strength back.
- Dude, are you okay? - I just feel so run down.
Hey! This is a negotiation process, okay?
I'm sorry I doubted your abilities, Mr. Negotiator.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
I'm not gonna stop eating meat altogether.
- I don't know. - I've got it.
- Oh, man, that was so awesome. - Sick. I felt it on my face.
You're the ones who knew we were making little baby animals suffer.
Wait a minute. They're following us. Full speed, Mr. Worf.
- What? - Oh, sweet Jesus.
- No, this is exactly what we wanted. - It is?
You see, with veal, the whole key is keeping the cows chained,
Then why the hell do they call it veal?
Stan's in trouble. Let me kick his ass, Mom.
who have to go without veal for dinner. Are you prepared to let that happen?
have barricaded themselves inside a room with 23 live infant cattle.
What is that?
- No. - Stan, you're behaving like a kid.
- We're eating, dude. - You're eating meat.
Stanley, did you see...
Susanne promises, right on the box, that it works.