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- We're eating, dude. - You're eating meat.
We are with you, boys. Your message is real and your fight is just.
- No. - Stan, you're behaving like a kid.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
You see, with veal, the whole key is keeping the cows chained,
Stanley, did you see...
I'm sorry I doubted your abilities, Mr. Negotiator.
have barricaded themselves inside a room with 23 live infant cattle.
I'm not gonna stop eating meat altogether.
- We're with you, dude. - Yeah.
- Oh, man, that was so awesome. - Sick. I felt it on my face.
- I don't know. - I've got it.
who have to go without veal for dinner. Are you prepared to let that happen?
The terrorists already said there's no way they're coming out.
Stan's in trouble. Let me kick his ass, Mom.
- Where's the negotiator? - Right here.
What is that?
- "Susanne Sommers' Calf Exerciser." - What?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking here,
- Dude, are you okay? - I just feel so run down.
Hey! This is a negotiation process, okay?
Susanne promises, right on the box, that it works.
- Butters, answer me. - But Dad's angry at me.
- What? - Oh, sweet Jesus.
Wait a minute. They're following us. Full speed, Mr. Worf.
There you go. You're free. Run away.
"Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous."
We're sorry. You are our friend.
You're the ones who knew we were making little baby animals suffer.
- No, this is exactly what we wanted. - It is?
Well, if we called it "little baby cow," people might not eat it.
Then why the hell do they call it veal?
We'll just keep them at Butters' house until they can get their strength back.