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Martin, We're almost there, You've got to hold on
I said, that's far enough!
Oh, dear God, you've ruined everything.
Major Times (TV Series 2013-2019)
There's only one alternative, you guys. We're going to have to eat a calf.
- Open this door, now. - Kiss my ass.
What the hell is that?
You are, in fact, the worst negotiator I've ever seen in action.
until we have a guarantee of their safety, in writing.
"Not for actual breaking and entering. Breaking and entering is a crime."
Martin, we're almost there, you've got to hold on!!
All right, we'll keep ours. We'll send out one calf.
- Oh, goddamn it, you guys. - Cartman, stay away from that door.
Give me that. Talk to me, Mike.
Hello, boys and girls. My name is Rancher Bob.
Hey, I'm not going with you.
Now, out here, you can see our cattle. This is where the magic begins,
Well, I guess we learnt something today.
- Wait, what is that? Dude! - Food!
Oh, no, no, now you're gonna have to get us something else.
- Go on, dude, it's the only way. - No!
Aw, dude.
for as long as they can.
City kids get to go to museums for field trips. We get cow farms.
Oh, all right, some guns. I'll see what I can do.
This isn't a game, Mom. We're not coming out
Hello?
That's right, let's get these terrorists to their rooms.
I didn't realise hunger made you feel so bad.
"The Kevin & Kyle Show" Is An American late-night Talk Show From Sony Pictures Television For FXX. It Features By Canadian Host Kevin Maguire & A Sarcastic Parrot Named Jordan "Kyle" Mallory.
- Round one is over. We made it. - We didn't make it.
- Damn it, Butters, will you shut up? - Oh, ho! So you need me