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All right, boys. Just stay right there until your parents arrive.
Don't have a dad, Mike. That's not gonna work.
Okay, up a little. Left a little. Almost there.
First, you put on the black ski mask
- Hippies. - What are they doing here?
- Maybe we should get them a little food. - Mrs. Cartman, this is a battle of will.
We were just sleeping when suddenly we heard all the commotion.
Butters had that at his house?
And you need to learn that terrorism is never the answer.
Officer Barbrady, what can I do for you?
We got a real sick kid here, Mike. Did you get the other things for us?
Big Block Singsong
We're sorry, cows. We tried. We tried.
See? Maybe they want to become sweet, juicy veal steaks.
and I have to ship it out Friday.
In the 24 hours since the word "veal" was officially changed
Did you people go to negotiator school? No. You didn't.
Dear God. It's been over 13 hours.
Go. They're gonna murder you.
Good night, Neptune. Good night, Davis.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
- Yeah! - Yeah. Wait, what?
and bring about a peaceful resolution using clever psychology.
- Stanley, they belong to him. - They don't belong to anybody.
Living a lie, Timmy!
I followed a calf-curling trail right to your house, ma'am.
What the hell do you guys think we're doing all this for?
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