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Okay, you see that? I keep my end of the bargain.
Give me 15 seconds with Kyle and I'll have that door open.
Oh, Mike, you're breaking my balls here, Mike.
Check it out, you guys, I'm calf curling.
- Cartman, wake up. - What?
Stan would have eventually just become one great, big, giant pussy.
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- All right. - See? Now we can hold out for weeks.
Hey, I do, too.
All right, Mr. Worf.
Oh, goddamn it, that's your plan?
But if you don't eat meat at all, you break out in vaginas.
- Oh. Well, it doesn't matter now. - What do you mean?
Just a blue-collar guy like your dad.
That way, their muscle tissue stays soft, and makes for tender veal.
tomorrow morning. They'll be steaks by the afternoon,
- Ew, they're all dirty. - What did I tell you, Stan?
What? Why?
The boys have promised to come out and bring the cows out with them.
Get me a hard line to the phone in that house.
So if any of you guys want out, just say the word now.
Don't worry, I'm a negotiator, it's my job to talk to freaks like this
- Will you help us? - Yes. Yes, I will.
Where am I supposed to drive to?
We've got terrorists making demands and we need your help.
All right, all right, I'll give you that.
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Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
to officially change the word "veal" to "tortured baby cow."
This is still very uninteresting news, Tom.
That asshole was going to kill them and feed them to people.
Damn it, I'm losing them. Okay, I'm sorry. Just send out one calf.
This has gone on long enough. Your little game is over.
Get them on the line for me.