Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jan!
Oh, here's my present, Jethro.
Bye.
This is inspirational literature.
Don't stand there, Miss Hathaway.
How are we going to get it, Granny?
And that the South lost?
Yes, sir.
Didn't they tell you anything?
Make your country proud of you, boy.
What for?
When can I see you again?
She must have made a very moving speech.
Hey, Uncle Jim, will you look at this?
It's decorated on the field of battle following our great victory at Gettysburg.
If the colonel asks for me, you tell him I'll be right back.
Well, I'll go and see.
Well, you certainly can't go charging up to Culpepper Plantation in a Jeep.
I am charging you with high treason.
Remember, you're a Tennessee volunteer.
Only very dry martinis.
My revered father-in-law, sir.
Can I please come along?
It better be.
Why, them dirty, thieving, Yankee bushwhackers.
To everybody else, he is an odious, imbecilic, nickel-nursing nut!
General Grant bought General Lee.