Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm being paid to come up with a reasonable facsimile of General Grant and his men, so between now and Monday morning, you're going to smoke a lot of cigars and ride a lot of horses.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

You're gonna get licked, but not until you put up a real scrap.

Mr. President, members of Congress, fellow delegates, honored guests, distinguished visitors.

No, I can't, and I ain't gonna try.

All right, send him in.

You got a promise to only use them in the defense of your country.

I'll go fetch back the guest of honor and the speaker of the house.

Say, I saw a soda pop machine down the hall.

Oh, I can't let you use this.

Of all the unmet again.

You ain't going to be just another face in the crowd.

Jim, what am I gonna tell them?

I was just making you a going-away present of this rifle.

Oh, what is it?

Let me see the gun.

Something to decorate your barracks.

You mean they didn't learn their lesson at Gettysburg and Appomattox?

Well, seeing as it don't take the boy long to eat, maybe we'd best commence right now.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

They fired me, so mistakes like that won't happen.