Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tina, start stapling!

The $500 grand prize goes to...

And now, with the help of my lovely assistant,

Oh, and one last thing, Bob.

Maybe I'll just come back later.

Just hiding food in places

working on one order of fries, so...

No need to shout. Thank you.

Sorry, don't listen to him.

Like when Shelley Long left Cheers.

magic with taxes. Or plumbing.

Now I'm the magician.

Hold on. How do we know you're a magician?

Oh, look, here comes our first magician.

Now, that's what I call air mail!

Um, okay, I-I guess you could do that.

Oh, God, it's happening!

but you have to really focus on me

Pick a card, Bob. Show it to them, not me.

and I found his stupid book and tore my name out.

"P.S. I farted on the meat."

It's like I was padlocked in a box, and you set me free.

Show us a trick!

Napkins. All right, napkins.

You've only been doing magic for a day.

Will this page do?

You see that, Zeke?

A $50 gift certificate from

Oh... Wow, that's never happened before.

should be sequined and not heard.

No magicians' discount.

I must prepare.

Okay, Bob, let's move you over here

Uh, I need to get my science book.

And now, for the winner