Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

magic with taxes. Or plumbing.

Will this page do?

Uh, I need to get my science book.

Maybe I'll just come back later.

working on one order of fries, so...

Oh... Wow, that's never happened before.

I must prepare.

No magicians' discount.

And now, for the winner

should be sequined and not heard.

No need to shout. Thank you.

The $500 grand prize goes to...

It's like I was padlocked in a box, and you set me free.

"P.S. I farted on the meat."

Like when Shelley Long left Cheers.

Show us a trick!

Um, okay, I-I guess you could do that.

Oh, look, here comes our first magician.

Sorry, don't listen to him.

You see that, Zeke?

Napkins. All right, napkins.

Hold on. How do we know you're a magician?

Now I'm the magician.

Pick a card, Bob. Show it to them, not me.

Now, that's what I call air mail!

and I found his stupid book and tore my name out.

And now, with the help of my lovely assistant,

Okay, Bob, let's move you over here

You've only been doing magic for a day.

but you have to really focus on me

Oh, God, it's happening!

A $50 gift certificate from

Tina, start stapling!

Oh, and one last thing, Bob.

Just hiding food in places