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I'm I'm down, I'm dope, you dig?
Mrs. Garrison, if you don't mind, I'll be taking that microphone..
It's where the trick wanted to go, you bastard!
Oh no!
Oh Gosh, I'd never make fun of somebody with a problem.
He's what...
You know that girl Sally Rauman at our school?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Ye-you have to ask her on a date, take her out for some Italian food.
Okay, thank you Butters, very nice, short and sweet.
I've been laid, like, five thousand times.
They call me Nut Gobbler.
and I think maybe you're the only person who won't make f-f-fun of me.
Taxi! Take me to chicago if there’s monsters in ohio!
That's good enough for me.
Lu Lu Lu, you've got some too.
Aw J-j-j-j...j-Jesus!
I gotta guh, I gotta go! See ya fellas.
So, when your penis becomes hard, you're supposed to put in in a lady's vagina.
That's why I'm taking you to this ...fancy place and pretending to be interested in what you have to say..
Well jumpin' Jesus, what are we wasting our time here for then?
and then follow it with: "Wow, how insightful."
I want you to repeat whatever she said,
Sir, sir!
Almost every boy goes through a phase where his penisbecomes hard... for no particular reason.