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It's like I told Debbie:
I beg to differ with you, sir.
Serves you right, you son of a bitch!
Hey Jimmy, I'm Doctor Pal.
Dude, didja see, Jimmy? They're giving away a hundred dollar first prize for the talent show.
M-maybe I can catch the bus ...and get down there before the talent show ends.
That's because I'm a doctor, but I'm also your pal. Are we cool?
All right kids, all right kids, that's enough!
I can't stand her.
So apparently it's been exactly two years since the fall of Baghdad.
M'kay, uhh, Jimmy, why don't you come up here and write down the names of two narcotics?
N'kay, uhhh, let's pick someone else.
Creep!
What do I have?
Hey, j-j-jackass!
This box is supposed to be used for serious questions!
Not perform?
You're supposed to be workin' for me!
Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure. They're not like the ladies down at Colfax Point.
I'm just practicin' for the talent show.
Uh,.. so it so it looks like Michael Jackson is having back problem in court.
You need people like me!
What's the matter?
Tell you what, Mom and Dad, why don't you skidaddle for a tick and let us hipsters talk in privo.
Oh... Hi, Officer B-b-barbrady.
Well of couse I wanna get laid.
Can you come on the date and help me? You're like a white... Hitch.
You should try the Lotsa Mozzarella Pizza Roll.
"if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend." Wow, how insightful.
Can I start you out with some lotsa pasta macaroni minis?
Really??
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