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but I'm very upset!
Sure do.
I'll tell you one thing: their food hasn't been getting along with my stomach for years.
No room at the inn, Virgin Mary.
About, about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's stop the tomfoolery!
can i stick my penis in your vagina?
and put them in this box anonymously so we could discuss in class, m'kay?
Oh boy, this is embarassing.
Colfax Point...
A lot of times parents call me in because I can relate to younger kids.
...Colfax Point?
You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina."
Come on, ho!
I'm... not gonna perform in the talent show.
Okay, first up we have Billy Turner, from the third grade,
But I can't get any of the girls here to let me... do it to them.
Mr. Mackey, your counselor.
Well why the hell not?!
Yes, nice, Jimmy, very nice.
"And so if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend."
Now, I understand you have some concerns about erections.
So apparently the Chinese and the Japanese aren't getting along lately.
Look, kid, what are you doin'?! You wanna get laid or not?
Really?
Oh God, I feel so weird" huh?
But Jimmy, you love talent shows. Everyone in town knows that.
Jimmy, what are you doing here? The talent show is inside.