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Come on, it's the last two minutes. I'll be right up, okay?
What in the name of God am I gonna do with a TV in my room? I'm blind.
Hi.
- Okay, take care of yourself. - Okay.
What am I gonna do, switch to milk now?
How about:
They're running, what idiots! Do you believe this team?
Normally, when we have good service, we get tips.
- How you doing? - Good, how are you?
I don't know if I could switch to milk. You know, cholesterol.
I gotta tell you this.
- Just the sarcasm, it's... - No, she really is wonderful.
- You like that? - Shit happens.
Of course, both would be great. That would be ideal.
That's why we can have sex with anyone and they can't.
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
It's so gorgeous out, we haven't talked, let's walk.
- Thank you very much. - It's our pleasure.
I want you to know.
Can't win, really.
It's a bracelet. It's not on a hand.
She's wonderful.
They have to really love the man to get involved with their penis...
- and I don't want to talk to her... - I'll call.
- It was fine, yeah. - We did everything, I just want to make sure.
Look at this. What should we do?
Yes, they can't just have sex with any man.
All right, come on, Vinny.
- Hi. Welcome home. - Thank you.
They've got the ball on the 35-yard line.
- Who's Perry? - The captain.
20 and 10.
You have no strength. You're so fucking dainty.
You look like the Jewish Ratso Rizzo.
What are you doing now?
No, she went to visit her mother in Tallahassee for four days.
what happened downstairs when you got home.
Okay.
You know, I was...