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I lied
We had to pretend captain Bennett's death...
I'll make it quick, just for old times sake.
Colonel matrix.
- I wanted to use the real thing! - Where's Jenny?
You gif made me laugh If Matrix was here..he’d laugh too
I hope I can fly this plane.
i cant believe this macho bullshit
I'll shoot you between the balls!
You will kill him.
Yes, we are.
This is style and beauty.
This is my weak arm
And you can go back to your normal life, got it?
Why don't they just call him "girl George"?
Is like cutting warm butter.
There's nothing like old war buddies.
Open your mouth again, and I'll nail it shut.
YOU FUCKING WHORE
They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something?
All right. Type four fuel is amphibian.
And shut your mouth.
- Out of my way. - Freeze!
This is not my day!
I'm smart...
I eat green berets for breakfast.
But it is not the most important thing in your life right now.
Jenny!
I repeat, general Franklin Kirby.
There's something going on at this island off the coast north of here.
Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots.
Bitch!
STFU Navily
My car!
He’s one gigantic motherfucker.
- Remember that. - Are you trying to frighten me?
My name is survivor eminiah okimaw
You .....
So now you don't have a car.
Just over two hours.
World War 3
It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter.
You scared mother fucker?? U should be because this mean bear is going too eat you