Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Shake that healthy butt ♪
I'm proud the gay guy can be friends with the straight guy.
Marley is such a great girl
One night with me, and I'll have you studying
And Kirstie Alley
then, once again,
getting groped by an orderly.
just to keep everybody involved,
I'm proud of showing the school that. I just...
♪ On this P-A-R-T-Y ♪
Which I thought of.
♪ I don't know how to love him ♪
Because I think I'm worth more than ten million dollars.
get asked out by the sort of hot guys,
Not yet.
this song to all the strong, proud
I was the first girl in Missouri to ever do it.
Okay, uh, anyone else?
Look, if I go public with this,
I think everyone assumes you have herpes.
with something fun and interesting on a weekly basis
Tell me, Blaine. Y-You can
and have at each other in the back seat?
at the last meeting of the
and make her choice.
Oh, my God. Who? Is it Raul Esparza?
and the music usually starts
♪ And I'd rather stay and play ♪
What's the problem
You're awesome.
as the twins in Side Show,
on account of your people killing my Jesus.
♪ Tell him, tell him ♪
You know, six months ago,
♪ For too lo-o-o-o-ng ♪
♪ Booty ♪ ♪ Baby got back ♪
I'm sorry, Tina; this is bigger than all of us.
and you know it.
to the dance, and it will be very hard to say no.
We are going to the Sadie Hawkins Dance together.
Not a chance.
♪ For too lo-o-o-o-ong ♪
the Grand Guignol Club,
Okay, a friendly reminder:
You're awesome.
What? You're not talking about Gay Blaine?
Dude.
that means you're paying for everything.
That was fantastic.
♪ For too lo-o-o-ong ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ If you want him to ♪
so that's where I got the idea for a snowflake theme.
Bring it in, Tina! Bring it in!
♪ Yeah ♪
it was freezing on the train platform.
Yeah, yeah, it's been pretty rough.
♪ He scares me so ♪
but that's not why I can't go to the dance with you.
one of the most respected glee clubs in the country.
out of a dumb school dance?
What, doing skull-widening exercises?
and no, I'm not a mind-reader, I'm just astute, like you.
♪ Running every show ♪
♪ So calm, so cool ♪
Oh, really? I thought you were the good Christian virgin type.
Adam, a senior and founder and fearless leader
think you have to hit a home run every time.
Like, if I was, like, in a bunker with you,
♪ What to do ♪
or a coffee sometime?
How?
Just not what he wants... to be with me.
Hi, again. Uh, no.
No.
who is sick and tired of the status quo.
I probably would've just smiled
where all the hot girls get immediately snatched up
When I was in high school,
Blaine and I joined the Warblers together.
when Marley collapsed in the middle of the show...
♪ Deep in the jeans she's wearing ♪
This is my locker. Oh.
Well, I, for one, love this lesson.
And if it means anything to you,
♪ Trying to holler at me ♪