Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?
Ohio Theater Aug 7
That mirror really tied the truck together, did it not?
Me Right Now
Alright! Way to go Petey!
We want ze hyperlink, dani
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Laughable, man.
Condolences! The bums lost!
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Should be a pushover
And the jukebox...
Nonsense, Poopy Pants.
I'm Jewish as fucking TevyÈ.
- and, uh, you know... - I am the walrus?
Are these the Cubans, Robert?
Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100.
We’re gonna fuck you up.
Tattoo it on your forehead.
on a moonless prairie night.
Well, he’s the man for his time and place
Stay Out Of Malibu, Lebowski!
That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
They’re down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
A lot of strands in old Duder's head.
Look, you just tell him...
Michael peed on your rug.
What the fuck does anything have to do with Montana?
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
You're killing your father, Luke
To Jeff Bridges and the whining Libs Your revolution is over
No donny, these [librarians] are cowards
The beauty of this Is it's simplicity
The jokes are played out! Do you hear me Bobowski?
You can imagine where it goes from here.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Everglades Station Aeternum Logjammina
Do you see what happens, Larry?
SINCE YOU HAVE FAILED TO ACHIEVE, EVEN IN THE MODEST TASK THAT WAS YOUR CHARGE...
OK, then.
Henny, please.
Johnson?
You want a Meme I can get you a meme Dude
And a good day to you, sir
Let’s just discuss our AFIs at the exit meeting
Does this place look like I'm a developer
We have to reschedule.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY LEBJASSY
‘Scuse me. Mam? The Supreme Court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint
Absolutely
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Catch ya later on down the trail.
donny, you're top of your field and out of your element!
They'll call back. She kidnapped...
Dylan Leptich
Wave of the future dude 100% electronic
achtung, baby!
That’s a bummer man
I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it.
Yes, that's your answer to everything.
Elon's cracking
I fuck you! I fuck you!
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
That's marvelous.
The cold finally killed my fucking battery, man
You cannot drag this negative energy into the OPS Meeting.
Fnfnfnnf Fbbfnfn
blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit,
Your face.
is this your homework Jerry?
Eso es lo que tú opinas, tío
television 400s b.c.
Condolences. The bums lost!
No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.
Across this Line, You do NOT!
How you doin' there, Dude?
She banned herself
You have got to buck up, man
Is THIS YOUR HOMEWORK, lARRY?
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
JDerby and Son, Browning and son, Erik andrea and Greg don't make me sic this cop on you
The
Don't be fatuous jeffrey
When I see u again
Really, Dude, you surprise me.
I like your style, Dude.
Obviously you're not a golfer
This non aggression will not stand man!
You seem to get out almost TOO much.
It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, uh..uh....
We want ze money, Zilka
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
anti-Semite!
from my fucking lady friend, man.
Are you ready to be fucked, man?
Oh, well... all right.
I'm finishing my coffee.
to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,
Where's the SPP Lebowski?
drug regiment to keep my mind, you know,
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
Dude, fat man is not the Preferred nomenclature
Shut the fuck up, Noir
“My thinking about this case has become very uptight”
We'll be there, man.
My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant...
Condolences!
That Poor woman!
- What happened to your jaw? - Oh, nothin'.
Fucking Nazis.
"Say What You Want About The Tenets Of Western imperialism But maybe NATO shouldn’t have announced its powerlessness.
Goodnight sweet bee
We've been trying to reach you, Dude.
Ohh, man.
Ve come back and ve cut off your chonson, Reiderson
Hey Brad...
All right! Way to go JJ.
He fixes the cable?
That's not the preferred nomenclature
And a good day to you, sir!
Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!
The Supreme Court Will Overrule. ny AG Will apologize
He's a nihilist.
So, racially, pretty cool.
Oh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
We... we didn't, uh...
FUCK DA I’M PERFECTLY CALM DUDE
Just slip the all days in my cooler
Uh, dude… TODAY’s already the 10th…
Strong men also cry.
Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fuckin’ troubles are over, Dude.
I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude Across this line…YOU DO NOT CROSS
She’s not my special lady she’s my fucking lady friend
That rug really tied the room together, did it not
He's fragile very fragile.
I’ll have ze pigs in blanket
Those are good burgers, Walter.
You're killing minneapolis, larry!
'Mr Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD.
Those are good burgers, Walter.
fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski -
Primero GMU y después vosotros... Sí, seguro...
Are you ready to get fucked, Chop Shop?
You're fucking Polish-Catholic.
- She kidnapped herself. - I said I thought...
The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.
MURT HAS BREAKING NEWS!!
Nothing is fucked
Kevin, this is not ‘Nam. This is litigation and there are rules.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, extolling it’s virtues is good for staying in the news cycles
They find it difficult to say, but without batting an eye,
I can not solve all your problems Mr. Lebowski
Where are the insider buys, Jon?
Well you can fucking unpack it!
This is not 'Nam, this is LL BASEBALL. There are rules.
Oh, yeah?
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
She's the perpetrator and not the victim.
?????
But I'll tell you what,
You mind if I borrow a feeling?
- Woo? - Yeah?
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me.
She hit my damned car man!
'Dude? '
Nobody fu(ks with da Jesus
You Know... My Papers, Business Papers
eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back
Condolences! The Dems lost!
No. He’s a sex offender. With a record
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
No problemo
A lotta ins, a lotta outs a lotta what-have-yous
Because he doesn't want her back.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the.. What the hell is this?
Ah, nice marten
We, play Idaho fish and game Elk draw next week
The wealth was all mothers
I myself dabbled in pacifism Not in Nam of course
Just ask him about the car.
If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog
You can’t do that. That fucks up the plan.
Nothing about it indicates...
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler
The kid's in ninth grade, and his father...
Sometimes you kick the cock, and sometimes the cock, well…it kicks you
FUCKING FASCISTS
- Johnson? - All right, Mr Lebowski.
HANK CLEM
It really ties the room together
The Princess Case A Royal Scoop
oh, duck it.
He can fuckin unpost it!
You’re not wrong, Deck, you’re just an asshole.
What's this Gilbert shit?!
inner-country Chinamen of promise
tender my resignation or whatever.
the rest of league of friends rn
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
What do you need that for, dude?
Darkness warshed over the Dude...
Sketchy
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life, dude.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Or El Deliverino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
THIS TRIP IS IN YOUR HANDS DUDE
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
“You can imagine where it goes from here..” ...”She fixes the cable?”
- What tied the room together? - My rug.
Elfranco, ay˙dame abajo.
That is just ridiculous, Dude. No one'll cut your dick off
LEADS?
20 grand man
- They posted the next round. - Shut the fuck...
- Are these guys gonna hurt us? - No, these men are cowards.
that had not occurred to us, dude
THIS ISN'T A WOMAN WHO BUILT THE RAILROADS HERE!
Your revolution is over Mr. Trump
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
I'm the Dude, man.
this is what happens when you keep saying covfefe
Leeds
if you will it dude, it is no dream
Didn’t think I was rolling out of here naked did you!
_
You ready for the opener Tomorrow's already the 10th.
Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
LEEDS?
Sure, that and a can of beans.
Well, yeah, but...
The Supreme Court Will Overrule. The NY court will apologize man!
- Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah. - What?
Excuse me?
ICH VERZEIHE DIR
Dude, I... I finally got... the venue I wanted.
It's bush league psyche-out stuff.
Where's the contract, Lebowski?!?! It's down there somewhere... let me take another look.
'well, at Mr Lebowski's office.
Masons are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!
His workload is in your hands dude.
Eddie enforcing rules
Let me tell you something.
If you will it dude it is no dream.
You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
My dirty undies. My fuckin' whites.
He met privately with the president,
Do I make myself clear?
Devops! I mean, say what you will about the tenets of Information Tech, Dude, At least it's an ETHOS.
Quick decisions? Yeah, sure.
You're not wrong Hudz you're just an asshole
That’s your face, dude
We're screwed now. We don't get shit.
PALLEY abides
Do we uh...do we need badges?
That is our most moderately priced app
We'll brace the kid. He should be a pushover.
you got any promising leads?
You want a putter? I could get you a putter
on Radford, near the In 'n' Out Burger.
Cowards! Weaklings! Bums!
MY WIFE!!!!
Nothing changes... fucking nazis!
My name is Duh fee know. I'm uhh private snoop. Like you, man!
‎
Where's the money, Lebowski?
Ze pigs in blanket.
When your elementary schooler skidmarks his underwear again
Circumvent Citizen’s United?
No, donnie, these men are nihilists nothing to be afraid of
Fuckin'...
Do you see what happens Phil? When you fuck Dak in the ass?
that we're both, on a personal level,
I'm enjoying my Nestlé hot cocoa
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!
I want the money OCS TAE says your good for it
The real world vs Libtards
Sometimes you eat the bear, and Well……sometimes the bear eats you
That coffee table in the shape of a ying-yang really tied the room together, did it not?
I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck To have my flannel taken away!
Man I had a rought night and I hate the fucking Eagles...
Bevo’s gonna play thunderstruck!
- If it's during league play... - What's during league play?
And, shit, man . . . . . . she kidnapped herself.
I’m staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee
Me describing me looking at the judges at the comp Eyeball to Eyeball
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs! Kids still in diapers?!?!?
where is the money OCS TAE says your good for it
The Whites.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
Dude, the dinner is not the issue here.
Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
lets go gooning
You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.
Has the Whole World Gone Crazy?!?!
Think she
seems to me to a series of victimless crimes
so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!
What's this bullshit?!
He's a good man and thorough
UChicago Students, vieja.
New 'vette? Hardly, Dude.
It's not fair.
Where is the information Ali? It's down there somewhere let me take another look.
As you can see,
Where is my TICKET ..... :D
Ve believes in nossing Jae Manuel
As for this kidnapping...
Get your own fuckin cab
.
Do you have a good Gasparilla?
'I don't want to be a hard-on about this.
Say what you want about the tenets of SPC, at least it has a basis
Your rug. With that money you can buy any rug
SIR, THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don’t roll on shabbos!
Nobody Nobody
Yeah but he’s a pervert dude
¿Que no se ha jodido todo? Se ha estrellado el avión con el pasaje al completo
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole!
100% electronic.
Yeah, how are you? Listen, Maude,
this is not 'nam, this is clownblogging there are rules
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man
OK Dude Have it your way
What's mine Is mine
It’s the foundation’s money.
Were you listening to Wade's story?
He isn’t playing that piano, dude Fucking amateurs
- Is this your homework? - Look, man...
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?
Some beers. A few laughs.
oh no! oh yes, mr lebowski
WHERE'S THE MARCEL END CARD KENNY??
- Forgive me. - No problemo, man.
THAT POOOOR WOMAN!
You see what happens, Larry?
I’m staying I’m getting my autographs
Myrddin before he’s allowed back in pmud
Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
And a good Easter to you sir!
Ken and Me, we're gonna fuck you up
Oscar material
It's the family farm outside of Moorhead, Minnesota.
it really tied the room together
Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!
Also, dude "Gypped" is not the preferred nomenclature
Who's in charge of scheduling?
I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on.
A lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous...
You’re killing my father, Harbaugh
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina
You're right, Dude. I got to thinking,
Stay away from me mr..! This guy fucking walks!
You’re not wrong, Fëanor, You’re just an asshole.
Ah, fuck it, Dude. Let's go Bolduc.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Nobody fucks with the Jeffrey
Antonio Brown has financial problems
He was being very unDude
.
I'm a snoop. Like you!
you're not wrong you're just an asshole
Vertevo, Dude, as the ex used to say
Get out of the fucking...
This is not a partisan thing, man.
Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl
Oh, no, no... He has broken his cock