Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stay out of Equestria, Lebowski. Stay out of Equestria, deadbeat!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You mix a heck of a Caucasian, Chris.

"And sometimes the bar, well...

Papers, business papers

Oh, you're Bunny.

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

chewfer chewsday!

Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?

Sir, I just want to say

you want ONE MILLION UP VOTES? i can get you ONE MILLION UP VOTES, bud.

Take a look at this, sir.

I'll suck ur cock for a thousand dollars

Are you employed, Mr. GOP man?

Why I won't work Saturday...

I hate the fucking eagles

Do you see what happens, Linus?

in the parlance of our times, you know

- No, what's mine is mine. - Come on, Walter.

You fucked it up! You fucked it up!

What happened to your house?

“Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?”

She’s not my Special lady

damn right I'm living in the fucking past!

really enormous fans.

Where's the money, Schneider?

Wave of the future, Dude.

Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about saving memes to their phone anymore?

To use the parlance of our times

Where's The Money!? Damon!?

You ready to be fucked man

Well it's all water under the bridge

I mean, you got any, uh, promising leads or anything?

i’m holding my doge

Theodore Herzel.

Where's the money, mcbride!

Smoky this is not 'Nam This is the HOA, there are rules.

a little of this, a little of that.

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Kill, murder stab

Nothing is fucked?!

- They pee on your fucking rug. - They peed on my fucking rug.

I had a rought night and i hate fucking florence and the machine

comey for prison shut the fuck up, donny!

Oh, that must be exhausting.

Nat1ve-Americans, please.

Wu peed on my rug

And yet his son is a fucking dunce

You see what happens, Larry,

Cuando se pasan de la raya

He's a nilist. He believes in Nile.

Ve don't care. Ve still want the money, Lebowski,

Fuck you! You like that?

Cox’s Little Urban Achievers

Stay out of the dugout, Lebowski!

Could you slide your shorts down please?

Calmer than you are dude

You think I'm fucking around here??

This ...this is not a worthy adversary

My wife is not the issue!

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

That he had to eject you from his garden party because you were drunk and abusive

Well, we do have a new business plan

You gotta get in on the other side.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable

They should be pushovers.

i’m with woolery shut the fuck up, donnie!!!

Where’s the door handle, Chavene!?!?

Alright! Way to go, amber!

No Mr. Goldstein, it had not occurred to me

These fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe,

Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers.

This is a bummer, man

This whole fuckin’ thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. But no, I gotta . . .

Take er easy, Reiderson

And a good day to you, sir!

there's no reason to think that far ahead

Oh. Uh, yeah...

Wave of the future, dude 100% electronic

The fu[k you talking about?

Tighten the emergency break before next year

Does this place look like I'm married?

0 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't trade on Shabbos!

I'll be there, man.

Does this place look like I’m fucking married?

You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.

I deal in publishing,

Walter, you fuck, we gotta go to Pasadena.

Are You A Lebowski Achiever?

I'll get you an assassination attempt by this afternoon--with nail blood.

What does spiderman have to do with Mussolini?

She figures he isn't giving her enough.

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about

What was that shit about the Electric Company?!

I did not know that

So shut the fuck up, Donny! You're out of your element.

Get your own fuckin cab

- Rug pee-ers didn't do this. - Look at it.

Mr. Lebowski is disabled

They call Los Angeles the City of Angels.

and a good opening day to you, sir!

'I'm not supposed to pick up the phone

STAY OUT OF MINNEAPOLIS BOVINO

'So, like I say, you know, fair warning.

Get the fuck out of the car, man.

- But my point is... - Your roll.

The friend with the cleft asshole?

Who the fuck is Gemini?

Show me what you got, nihilist.

20 grand man… And they gave the dude a raise

Maaan She roofied herself.

there's a man...

I done introduced him enough.

Sometimes... And sometimes the bar eats you!

The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?

Don't be worried, Dude. You're being very unDude.

Who's in charge of beans? - Coob

They were nihilists, man.

really tied the room together

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ROMAN NUMERALS?

No they can't do that dude That fucks up our plan

You ready for the opener? Tomorrow's already the 10th.

No scotty, THESE woMEN ARE Assyrians. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal, there never was any money.

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though or the creedence

LIFE DOES NOT STOP AND START AT YOUR CONVENIENCE, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Devops! Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of information systems, dude...at least it's an ethos.

Call for you, Dude.

Oh is he a gimp? Oh yes, Mr. Reeb is disabled.

But I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation,

in Los Angeles.

Chris and that girl's fake boobs finally did it They killed my fucking band

Wilcox, "Lifestyle Ambassador" is the preferred nomenclature.

just make the deal Wolf, you’re out of your element!!

also dude, Mexican is not the preferred nonmenclatue mayan pyramid builder, please

All I'm saying is...

Come off it. You're not even fucking Jewish.

I dig the way you do business, man.

I myself dabbled in sobriety Not during the Holidays of coarse

you ever hear of the Seattle 7?

Professional Experts, dude

Rauss! Achtung, baby!

Okay dude. I can see you don’t want to be cheered up.

Fucking Quintana. That creep can roll, man.

Shut the fuck up Grote. You're out of your element.

Oh…man…don’t…don’t say that.

They finally did it They killed my fucking car

He's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

Those rich fucks…this whole fuckin thing…

I can't leave him, he eats the furniture.

- But my... - I'm getting to your rug.

Gary's name draws a lot of water in this town.

Where's The Fikus Matev?

What in God’s Holy name are you blathering about?

Will you just take it easy man...

You're out of your element, camel fucker

and this story I'm about to unfold,

There's 4 more developers on it They've got us working in shifts

The Jake who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill.

You cannot drag this negative energy onto the track

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!

The Mighty EROCK abides

When you fuck Dak in the ass!!!!!

That rug really tied the cat feeding station together, did it not?

Poly, you’re out of your element.

The problem is...

Where’s the money, Ally?

It's Sandra, about the Biennale.

But there are some nice folks there.

No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

I'll fuck you in the ass next Monday instead

Connie can’t watch though… Or she has to pay $100

They killed my fucking reddit app

There is an unspoken message here. It's "F**k you"!

Biden are you screwing this up?

He fixes the cable?

Look China, are these your tariffs…

Mudcrabs, dude.

Laugjable man! In Sweden we have 25%

Iron Law, Dude.

Liam and me we gonna fuck you up

Where was she, man?

they're gonna sip their soy lattes

8 year olds, Dude

with that money you can buy any number of rugs that do not have sentimental value for me.

Ok Brady, I can see you don’t want sloppy steaks at truffoni’s.

Mr. Hanes draws a lot of water in Tampa. You don’t draw shit, Nate.

Darkness warshed over the Dude...

It’s the Twins about T-Máhle!

You said it man

Rest of LEAGUE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his ... johnson

Mark it 8, Dude.

Aw, Jesus! What's that smell, man?

Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.

His girlfriend gave up her toe.

Smoky this is not a Whie Sox locker room. There are rules.

SESAME EVERYTHING ONION

Are we gonna split hairs?

I, um, I was one of the authors

All right! Way to go, mom!

That creep can roll, man.

Am I the only one who gives a shit about the endangered sonoyta mud turtle?

- Walter, how am I gonna... - Shomer fucking Shabbos.

No Donald it did not look like Iran was about to crack

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?

They should be pushovers

Who is this gentleman, Dude? - Who am I?

He lives in North Hollywood,

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

Shut the fuck up, Ders

That White Russian Really Tied the pantheon together

One hour into Meeting with marketing

What the fuck does anything have to do with Israel?

The story is ludicrous.

Many learned men have disputed this,

Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.

Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves.

...thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them.

I did not know that

when i grow up and get married i'm living alone! do you hear me? i'm living alone! i'm living alone!

Well... uh, no, not exactly

DVD ADD OWNED GHOSTBUSTERS TRUE LIES THE MUMMY

and there was a... uh...

Does the pope shit in the woods?

It's good knowing he's out there, Chappers. Takin' her easy for all us sinners

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes...Well, the bear eats you.

Far out Think she's got room for one more?

This Big Dog Aggression Will Not Stand, Man

and a good opening day to you, sir!

What was that shit about Vietnam?

It’s Avs day, Smoke

He died... he died as so many men of his generation,

They were Nazis, Dude?

They’re gonna kill that poor woman

Pyay how am I?….shomer fucking shabbos

where is the money OCS TAE says your good for it

Fuck it dude, let’s go golfing

Forget It, Andy! You're Out Of Your Element."

This is not Buffalo Wild Wings There are rules.

This isn't Nam'.... There are rules.

Am I the only one who gives a ____ about the rules?

You're Killing Steve Tews

This isn’t Nam, this is soccer, there are rules

Sometimes you eat the bear…

WHERE's THE GIF, KHALIL????

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

28 year olds, dude

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE

THEY PEE IN YOUR FUCKING CREEK They peed in my fucking creek

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Where's the money, JANISZ?

Fernando Sussybaca

Terrific, Walter,

Thanks a lot, asshole

Well, Dude, we just don't know.

Is this your email, Bob?

Real reactionary

- Oh, I'm not really that... - Oh, please, please.

What'd he say? Where's the hand-off?

smoking a lot of Thai stick,

Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!

I hate the fucking eagles man

Of course. Mr Lebowski on the left...

WHERE'S THE MONEY REDWIRE?!?!

You’re like a child who wanders In to the middle of a movie.

There are basic freedoms!

The other Kenny g, the billionaire!

Obviously you have not hiked Moore's

Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist here, you bunch of fucking crybabies!

She’s not my special lady She’s my lady friend

he kept the money. My point is...

You touch my parking brake You’re entering a world of pain

when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation. yes, yes. not of california.

You're just looking for a handout like every other...

He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling.

Ok, Scott I can see you don't want to be cheered up

I've got certain information, all right?

a good man, and thorough

That creep can roll, man.

Get out, both of you.

What the fuck does anything have to do with the 2020 election?

Is there a Ralph's around here?

They're a bunch of fucking dilettantes

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

'We need your help, and, uh...

What’s this bullshit?!

The Dude, actually, is, uh...

Am I the only one around here who gives a ____ about the rules?

The other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire.

That's your name, Dude.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can.

Well, they finally did it They killed my fucking mobile app

And a good day to you, sir!

Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature. “Caramel deLites”

where’s the fucking game you shithead!

I'll suck your cock for $1,000.

- Yes? - Pilar?

'there's something wrong mit deine kabel.

'I know it wasn't your fault,

Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue.

These men are cowards.

Etz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say.

Yeah? Well... You Know, That's Just Like, Uh... Your opinion

Also, dude, “donkey dick” is not the preferred nomenclature.

Too much Breathwork?

- Were you listening, Donny? - What?

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck

And a Happy Birthday to you, Sir

Laughable, mane! HA!

Unlimited copies

I already ordered it Well you can fkn unorder it!

Where’s the money, Hanni??

This is Discourse There are rules

13-year-olds, Dude.

say what you want about the tenets of restful services, dude, at least its an ethos

Fermi, you’re out of your element

BEARGLOVE کے ساتھ Po Po Po Po پاور!!!

those are good lagers, walter.

These young men gave their lives.

and I'm talking about the Dude here -

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

When a driver keeps taking up 2 lanes

Mason are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!

I hate the fuckin Astros man

but what has that to do with, uh...

Condolences. The bumbacks lost!

Mr Tree horn draws a lot of water in this town

new information has come to light

Where’s the fucking door handle, Chevene?!?! Chevene?!?!

I’ve seen a lot of depressed people, dude

Sunday Donnie is the Father’s Day Of rest