Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.'
You think I’m fucking around?!
You got a date Sunday, baby!
- I am the walrus. - Shut the fuck up, Donny!
We did let him run a company, but he didn't do very well.
Don’t be fatuous.
Fucking social studies
Your rug was in the car?
YOU WANT A PLACENTA, DC? I CAN GET YOU A PLACENTA.
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean...
Am I the only one who gives a s*** about the rules?!
I want the money OCS TAE says your good for it
It's on now!!! New Sh!t has come to Light
Where's the fuckin money Shithead!
I’m Talking About Drawing A Line In The Sand, Pat Fitzgerald Will Not Poach LeVar Woods!
- What's your drink, Dude? - White Russian. Thanks.
- Yes, yes. - Thank you.
Take it easy, man. Here's the $4.
She's not my special lady.
Where's the money lebowski?!
This is not ‘Nam. This is power rule. There are rules
you're entering a world of pain.
Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry.
- Nothing is fucked? - No, man.
That video really tied the thread together, did it not?
'well, we'd like to see you.
Far out, man. Far fucking out!
Wait, let me explain something to you.
Quick decisions?
- Sure. I gotcha. - Yeah.
- Her life was in your hands! - This is our concern, Dude.
Where’s your car, Dude?
These men are nihilists there’s nothing to be afraid of. They’re cowards.
You are any promising leads?
satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women -
All right! Way to go, Roxie!
in accordance with what we think
. .
I fuck you! I fuck you!
So did Donny.
Sean and Tan Man treat objects like women, man
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLOCK A STRANGER IN THE APPS!
So, she's back, no thanks to you.
So he's pretending to be the abductor?
We're scattering the ashes!
Across this line, you do not...
these men are cowards
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING YOE!
nothing changes. Fucking Del Conte.
100 years of beautiful tradition from curly lambeau to ted Thompson You're damn right I'm living in the past
Tighten the emergency break before next year
Trap?
Say what what you will about the Amazon leadership principles But at least it's a mantra
Vere is the money, Lebowski. Ve vant the money, Lebowski.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Donald Trump had to
quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county,
We fucked up his payoff, we pissed off the kidnappers,
Mijo’s turning 21 today And that's cool-that's cool.
Flunking social studies.
and a happy halloween to you sir!
Not on the rug... man.
Fuck you, Walter.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Come on, fuckhead.
It was discovered last night
well,They finally did it... they killed fuckin' tyr 2
since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust...
The Pope Shit In The Woods?
We have had terrible news. Mr Trump is in seclusion
I had a rough night, and I hate the F****** Eagles
Let's grow some dope
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You see what happens Justin
Shut the fuck up Fermi! You’re out of your element
The adultery website app?
Brother Tik Tok? Like a Chinese monk?
Strikes and Gutters Ups and downs
Do you have a good Gasparilla?
Hell. I can get you a Danish baby by 3:00 this afternoon
Ok Scott I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
Trap?
STAY OUT OF Culture wars, SOLDIER!
He owes money all over town!
FAR FROM IT
I hate the fucking eagles man.
I’m staying, I’m enjoying my OG chat
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazis.
Do you see what happens, Cisco?
I'll ask you again DID I URINATE ON YOUR SCRAPE?
They finally did it they killed my fucking seed job
3,000 years of beautiful tradition From Moses To Sandy Koufax Damn Right I'm Living In The Past
Pneuma really tied the set list together, did it not?
That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
That is our most... modestly priced receptacle.
Where's the green smoke shithead
Am I the only one that gives a shit about the links
Might well have been
Reopen the country Don't wear a mask
A tape tech, some Creedence tapes…
BSC can’t be banned. That fucks up our cohesion.
our earth is in our hands
I'll be with you in a moment, Mr Lebowski.
- Am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong.
Yeah, well, you're just not, like, a Post Milleniallist, man
That light really tied the room together, did it not?
Stay out of Carnbroe, deadbeat!
Everything's a fucking travesty with you.
and the Dude was most certainly that,
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
Whoo! You got a date Thursday, baby.
Roxie, please.
you flash a piece out on the lanes,
WE WANT ZE RAIN, BIANCHI
'Thank you. It's Brandt.'
All Right!!! Way to go Dani!!!
let me tell you something. i dig your work.
it's alright it was marley's time to go gone on a motorbike! yes samara cheesy video game gayle! roll! yes: HO239398 in QP8's yes viir we don't point to it! no we don't mention the wet castle with water balloons at gayle! nooooo! wettall!
Younger than you are
Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity.
They finally did it They killed Roe v Fucking wade
- You fucking asshole! - Dude, I'm sorry.
cowards! weaklings! bums
Damn right I’m living in the fucking past
Slammin' 'em tonight! You guys are dead in the water.
This is not Nam... This is Outlook, there are rules
Right, but let me explain something about the rug.
Did you personally come and pee on my rug?
10% finder's fee. That all right?
I have to take this. Do you have that doctor's number?
It’s just a game man
to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski.
That is the driver. I told you...
Forget about the fucking toe!
Fuck it.
Stay out of Malibu, Reiderson!
Her life is in your hands, Dude
THEY CAN UNPOST IT!
but how are we gonna get her back?
you know, my partners business partners
It really tied the room together.
Where’s my bag, Lawyer Give us the money.. er oils, Lawyer
You’re killing your father Jakob
No, you’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.
This is quite a pad you got here, man.
The briefcase was empty. You kept the money for yourself.
Increases the chances of conception
Gosh dang it!
- So Uli has the money? - Well...
Me reading Josh's texts
Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.
because she wants more, man.
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
you know people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
I was bowling.
just because we're aroused doesn't make us *SAPS*
I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank.
jj you are the Dude here
Well, yeah…
Keeping a sugar glider, for, uh, domestic in the city that ain't legal either, Dude.
We got a nice quiet little beach community here,
This is not 'nam. This is Blades in the Dark. There are rules
Nobody fucks with the bot.
It’s MinneAhpolis about Ty-Máhle
I want chicken
"Branded", especially the early episodes,
Hey… Man
- Thank you. - Not if I have anything to say.
Can’t watch
Self-Employed People Filling Out Paperwork Are you employed, sir? Employed?
This is not ‘Nam, this is the Music Thread there are rules
The whites
Come together Right now today
Tighten the emergency break before next year
Zie je wat er gebeurt, Putin?
This isn't a guy who likes Goodell here..
WHERE'S THE MONEY POKATOWSKI?
If you will it, Dude It is no dream
Lady, trump died face-down in the muck
Stay out of Carnbroe, deadbeat!
This is what happens Larry!
Oh, yes.
So how much they give you? 30 grand, man!
THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT
They pee on your fucking rug? They peed on my fucking rug!
KEEP YOUR UGLY GOLDBRICKIN' ASS OUT OF MY FROZEN LAKE COMMUNITY
She’s got us working in shifts
Where’s the FASTQs, Lebowski?
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
Branded!
So, uh...
- Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski? - Excuse me?
Hello! Do you speak English, sir? Parla usted ingles?
Who am I? I'm a fuckin veteran.
It's not delivery It's digorino
Forget it, Rodney! You're out of your element!
Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
'This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.'
His wife owes money, and they pee on my rug?
Wonderful woman.
That's interesting man
You don't wanna know about it.
Theodore Donald Karabotsos,
Looser than you are.
Ay Mijo Don't Do That Again
Uh, papers.
Well, he finally did it. Mijo turned 21.
once the plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong
I'm watching it while they're in Hawaii.
My concern is… and I gotta check with my accountant But this might bump me into a higher tax bracket
I'll kill your fucking car, man!
Flunking Social Studies
This non aggression will not stand man!
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?
What are you, a park ranger now?
Well, what exactly is the problem?
I fuck you, I!
there's the mariisihedarrandrewoiimsjwayhnillianikonde. there's the kattoleann.
Pepe, Seddi, Bill, and Bird can’t watch though
The Big Lebowski
What the fuck are you talking about?
oh, fuck it.
you know, uh, that or, uh, his Dudeness,
Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Shut the fuck up, Mikey!
'The Dude is not in.
'Mr Lebowski, I'd like to see you.
- What is he talking about? - My rug.
You’re not wrong, Keir, you’re just an asshole
- Walter... - You mark that frame an 8,
I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles.
Oh, that must be exhausting.
I fuck you in ze ass.
Shut the fuck up, Mikey!
She's Cracking...
He shot himself
THESE MEN ARE Tyroleans. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
Fuck it.
I've accomplished more than most men
All right. This is pointless.
Felicia this is time & materials not nam There are rules
The Palestinian kids life was in your hands!
why his wife should go out, owe money,
POV: Noah put toilet seat up
I wondered if I'd see you again.
you don't kidnap someone you're acquainted with.
IT DON’T MATTER TO JESUS
- Bums! - "No funny stuff."
I was one of the authors
Home, sweet home, Mr L.
That's not the preferred nomenclature, Dude
Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck tho. - Or the Creedence
Where's the fuckin viberzi shithead??
Lefty's Life is in your hands
You can get nail polish and apply it to someone else's toe.
This is the study. The various commendations...
Do you speak English? Parla usted ingles?
Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources.
Clarity's life in your hands
First of all dude You don't have an ex
That gif really tied the room thread, did it not?
I got a fucking ball, man.
Bush-league Shitheads
Is it being prepared to do the right thing?
You will receive no bill.
You don't know shit Lebowski
The royal we. You know, the editorial.
- This is the driveway. - I'm Jewish as fucking TevyÈ.
If I earn over 15% annual return it might bump me up into a higher tax bracket
What's this 50% shit!?!
That poor woman…
This is our concern, Dude.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
You're killing Kill the Justice League, Rana
I dropped off the money exactly as per...
Sunday is shabbos; the Pjewjew day of rest.
You thought Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were glad.
Bird
The jokes are played out! Do you hear me, bobowski?
the chinaman is not the issue here, dude!
T-high football dude
what's this playing to win shit?
Our golfing lives are in your hands, Dude
Obviously, you're not a real Doogle head
Darkness washed over the Dude.
Dear, for your information,
lotta ins lotta outs
Little language problem here.
Shut the fuck up, Darius
Why's Everything a fucking Travesty with you ryan?
You're not wrong, Jeremy, you're just an a**HOLE
Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?
ME: ………………..ALSO ME:
They finally did it they killed my fuckin house
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Hell, I can get you a thumb by 3 this afternoon with polish.
I tried pacifism once. Not in Naarm of course.
and as a fisherman he explored the waters of the Rainy river, from wheelers point to Frontier and... up to... Birchdale
will be visited tenfold upon your head.
- "Speed of Sound" tour. - Mm-hmm.
All riiight! Way to go D Backs!!
I'm adhering to A pretty strict drug regimen...
Why did he think you have it? And who does?
Circumvent Citizen’s United?
And a happy birthday to you, sir!
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard
were you listening to the dudes story he doesn’t like superhero movies
Oh, fuck it.
Dude, I'm sorry.
Hardly, dude.
That's marvelous.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his... johnson.
He's a good man And thorough
- We'll cut your dick off. - You're killing your father.
if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I hope someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample
“We”?!
You know, people forget… …that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Mark it AWOL!
You mean, beyond pacifism?
The Chinaman is not the issue here.
This is a bummer, man
I hate the Eagles!
"What's In It For The Dude?"
Obviously, you're not a big wheel down at the cracker factory
d'ni i need kids i really need kids loo loo flush down pepsi embrace your past but live for now are they my worthless mutts no my wonderball where's my wonderball although you took very careful precaution in the matter i could see your lips move nothing for you cha ya wo wo child you get nothing you lose good day sir
Jesus
Cynthia's dog. Think it's a pomeranian
Alright! Way to go Donnie!
Mark it, dude
Fuck the tournament
Dude.
THANK YOU DAVE
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
That bot can roll, man
I.
I myself dabbled in pacifism,
eight year olds, dude
All right! Way to go Johnny!
What does anything have to do with Vietnam?
Out of this Zoo now, You flatlanders!!
You think the couch fucker did this?
where's the money, gronkowski?
Ah, Nice marmot
Beavis
When you find a stranger in the Apls!
Thank you Donny
The browser on my phone is not the Issue here
you bunch of fucking crybabies.
We’ve had some terrible news he’s in seclusion in the West Wing
when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation.
I'll be there, man.
She zought we'd be getting $1 million.
who's filling in for karl kruszuski? melinda baker.
Yes, I understand you're taking away the remains.
Oh, you're Bunny.
YOU GOT THAT WHOLE ELTON JOHN THING GOING MAN
'Meine name is Karl. Ich bin expert.'
Fuck the tournament?
you should name your first born son illhistagiarglloba. yeah good idea 99!
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
Fat man Me at the bowling alley
I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
Those are the fucking rules.
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
The dude Abides
nights of lights draws a lotta water in this town.
of Southern California,
the whites
maybe that's why I found the place so darn interesting.
. I’d like to thank each person behind Shiba Inu cartoon.
Larry I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school