Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Separate incidents?
I'm Jackie Treehorn.
He fixes the cable?
104 years of beautiful tradition from George Hallas to Brian Urlacher You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past
"He Already Posted It. " "Well,He Can Fuckin' Unpost It!"
You want a rock dude? I can get you a rock
They're not literally his children.
Where the fuck are they going to get another toe?
We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.
I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass
As if we would ever dream of taking your setlist
What's this playing to win Shit?
Do you see what happens, Cisco?
Nazis Grtmans
You see what happens Jason
Our troubles are over, dude
It’s too late
Well thats just like your opinion man
I accept your apology.
Also, Dude, "Tranny" is not the preferred nomenclature.
The briefcase was fucking empty, man.
- Waving the fucking gun around? - Calmer than you are.
- Am I wrong? - No, you're just an asshole!
Whoo! Slamming them tonight!
Those are good souvlakis, walter.
'Dude, this is Smokey.
Forget it Drew you are out of your element l
Did I urinate on your rug?
BL BL
Nothing is fucked No man
Where is the information Ali? It's down there somewhere Let me take another look.
- A! - And Judy peed on it.
Far out, man! Far f-ing out!
Let me tell you something. I dig your work.
Fuck it Dude Let's go bowling...
The Holy War
Where's the Money Hagerty? It's down here somewhere, let me take another look
But... ah, hell.
Fermi, you’re out of your element
Dude, HanAssholeSolo is not the issue here!
Cox’s Little Urban Achievers
Okay
You're not blowing.
Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
I'm at my place. I need you to come and pick me up.
Yeah, fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazis.
Aw, fuck it, Dude.
WHERE'S THE MONEY, IZKF!?
You're goddamn right I'm not getting Kim'd!
My advice to you is, Do what your parents did!
You might fool the league office,
HE'S CRACKING.
Where’s the platform, Poilievre?
It is our most... modestly priced receptacle.
Without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education
My fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I’ve had a rough night And I hate the fucking Blue Jays, man
'and examine your standing. Thank you.'
Rest of LEAGUE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW
Where’s the trailer Nicky?
Where’s the fuckin files Shithead!!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
What’s with this guy?
Where's the encryption software?
You know, she owes money.
Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl
They peed on your fucking rug.
Jesus fucking Christ.
and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.
Got a semi on
Give me $5 and we calls it even
Sorry I had to stay so late...
inner-city children of promise
Condolences Mr Doobage! The bumbacks lost!
and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!
earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man.
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
Man, it’s all part of your sick New York thing
We’re fucked Walter
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don’t have an EORI NUMBER!
You’re killing your gains, Larry
This is not MWX, this is bowling. There are rules
You see what happens, Larry?
Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature. COVID-19, please.
Forget about the fucking foot!
Are these the Latinos?
our fkn troubles are over dude
Stay out of Dane Trump
Who gives a shit about the fucking Jersey?
The foul stench of rockets fans excuses
Uli Kunke Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Where’s the door handle Chevene!?!?!
Leeds?
The Patriots treat objects like women, man
You know, my Snactivs. Business Snactivs.
Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a game, man.
He's cracking.
Rest of LEAGUE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW
Where’s the fucking money… LEBOWSKI?!
He fixes the cable?
Where's the Money, Toby?
Embiid, my life is in your hands!
Where’s the money Chelsea?
Come on, Donny, they were sleeping in hammocks Are we gonna split hairs here?
LEEDS!
What does anything have to do with Israel?
You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski
5 PEOPLE SHARED THIS ALREADY SMDH
We're talking about un-checked regression here dude.
Those are the fucking rules.
Hey! This is a private company, man.
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
- What the hell is this? - My dirty undies, Dude. The whites
So when you get divorced, you return your library card?
Without a video, there is no Last Dance.
So, if you could just, uh...
What are you, a fucking park ranger?
who am i?? i’m a fuckin veteran!
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
Where's the booze, Lebowski?
What's this?
Have you heard of a little show called “Branded”, Dude?
- Fuckin' A! - And he peed on it.
Uhhh I’m just gonna find a cash machine
Ok yeah, ok...
it really tied the room together...
The Dude abides.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS ALIEN089?
This is what you get… When you fuck a stranger in the ass
Take the ringer. I'll drive.
Which one’s Logjammin’?
Pick it up, man, this is an emergency.
at least that's the handle his parents gave him.
BUMMER...
Race Report, Short Version
Chesa...you have no frame of reference here
'Zat's why they sent me. I am an expert.
I'm not handling the money, driving the car...
No, Donny. These men are Patriot front. They're cowards.
i’m hodling my doge
You're killing the software, Larry
That’s fucking interesting man
Those are good tiddies, Walter.
That's, uh, that's a bummer, man.
I’ve got two ears and a heart don’t I? And I can get you a tow by 3, with nail polish
AAA Big Dogs.... ....Royals
And a good Easter to you sir! And a good Easter to you sir!
There’s a little Rex Splode on the way
Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.
Out of this house now, you bums!
Gold is not the issue here, dude!
Come on, he's got a sword.
I've got information, man!
What the fuck does anything have to do with Israel?
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the RICO.
- He fixes the cable? - Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Fuck it Dude, let’s play Animal Crossing
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door
You’re not even fuckin vegan!
The killed my fucking mobile app
Thanks a lot, asshole
Nice marmot
bar's over there
Oh, so that doctor...
Leads?
You’re killing your father Larry
I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point Not in Nam of course
Two cream sodas, Gary.
That's some good bbq, Walter.
Well, what about, uh...
And yet his sister project is a fucking dunce.
Well... you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.
Hey, Monty....
You mean vagina?
We've had terrible news. Mr Trump's in seclusion in the west wing
Fuckin’ Croatians. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazi-sympathizers.
Obviously, I'm not a golfer
Also, Dude, "JRPG" is not the preferred nomenclature.
We got a man down dude
If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's...
Well aren't you?
I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.
Native-Americans, please.
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.
If not, that's her problem, not mine,
about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.
She hit me right here
Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes… a sycophantic toady who betrayed his oath to the Constitution gets re-elected.
Men in the black (and white) pyjamas dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary
Give me my money, deadbeats!
Sure, that and library, library, library
those rich fucks… this whole fuckin thing…
Well, certainly, that's a possibility, Dude.
Dude, the psychic brainburst is not the issue here
No no
No Donny, these men are nerds. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Shut the fuck up Freddy!
Can't we just rent it from you?
OC’s going to hell. Hell, I tell ya
dems like these, huh, gary?
No! That's not his... hey!
Nobody calls me asshole. You got the wrong man. I’m the dude.
They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
of the Port Huron statement.
Opening To Stuart Little (Widescreen Edition) 2 0 0 0 DVD
I SAID TO GET JOHNSON AND JOHNSON
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude. At least they had an aesthetic.
I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance.
It’s Sunday
- You're the one who's certain. - 100% certain.
I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Does this place look like I'm a developer
I don't work, I don't drive a car,
The dude is not in.
It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
It’s a league game, Smoke
Take 'er easy network team
This is what happens when you send mail to a stranger in the alps
Shut the fuck up, Darius
listen occasionally? You might learn something.
So you know that they were trying to piss on your rug?
My thinking about Yotei had become very uptight
It don’t matter to Jesus
- What about the toe? - Forget about the fucking toe!
Strikes and gutters.
You're killing your father, Larry
If he knows I'm a fuck-up,
When Dave can't be giving out his personal number. Gave Dave a beeper.
Just take it easy, man.
Nothing's Forked Here Dude Nothing is Forked
Has the world gone crazy?
- Jesus. - You said it, man.
who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
Come on, Dude. Hey, fuck it, man.
Shomer Shabbos!
Does the world’s deepest v-neck make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
lotta ins, lotta outs lotta what-have-yous
In the parlance of our times
I like your nipple, dude.
THE SA typo is not the issue here!!
Stay outta my time zone, lebowski!
Leo This is not 'nam This is magic. there are rules.
- I'm not... - Who are you working for?
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I mean, you got to make, uh, quick decisions...
This is our concern, Dude.
He’s Cracking
It's not fair
If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?
Thankee.
'I just got an informal report
.
Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature.
My money
Forget it Mikey You're out of your element!
Also, dude, “ donkey dick” is not the preferred nomenclature.
Are you ready to be fucked, Noodledicks
We are solutioning here dude
We make the hand-off, I grab one, beat it out of him.
FUCKING FASCISTS
- Dude. - Hey, Monty.
THIS is what happens When You F**k A Stranger In The Ass!
No agency. No stakes. Shut the fuck up, Bobby!
You can imagine where it goes from there He fixes the cable?
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.
You can’t do that. That fucks up our plan.
She has lingonberry pancakes.
no...not on the rug...bing!
Those are Mr Walz’s children, so to speak.
Does this place look like I'm a developer
Arts Degrees, Dude
Oh, that's the Los Angeles
Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Astros, man!
You see what happens when you don’t want to dub archival footage and we have to subtitle it all?
Shit, yeah, the hvac thread.
Darkness warshed over the Dude
That's the simple part, Dude.
Krauts
She kidnapped herself
Dak and Parsons are going to fuck you up!
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
Fuck it. I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.
This is what happens
Goodnight, sweet prince.
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
[Hummm]
That is our most... modestly priced 2 week Arizona elk hunt
He looks like a fucking loser.
Well, they finally did it They killed my fucking house
Dios mio, man.
"he eats you."
We’re gonna cut your dick off, Larry
My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
Well, they were looking for you, these guys.
What the fuck were you talking about?
You're calling me at home.
We’ve had terrible news, president biden’s in seclusion.
Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes. This picture was taken
Parts, anyway.
That’s your name, Dude
This is a gif.
I did not know that
Well, they finally did it They killed Johnny.
You want a Mickeys ice? I can get you a Mickeys ice
I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Dodgers.
SMOKEY THIS IS NOT 'NAM THIS IS TUESDAY GOLF LEAGUE. THERE ARE RULES
My career's slowed down a little lately.
That some kinda Easter Island thing?
Sometimes you eat the bear Sometimes the bear gives you brain worms
Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.
If you will it it is no dream
a tape deck, some Creedence tapes,
Where's the money, Lawwell?
Dude, are you fucking this up!?
I want that coffee maker, Kyle. Chris says you're good for it
I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud
Not on the luggage, man
Karen, please.
The royal we, you know
Where’s the fuckin’ message, Facebook?
- Who's in charge of scheduling? - Burkhalter.
Where’s the money Van Alstyne!
- Who is this gentleman, Dude? - Who am I? A fucking veteran.
Oh, Man, My Thinking About this had become very uptight!
I've seen a lot of spinals , dude.
You want a white swim cap I can get you a white swim cap
Fuck you! I kill your fucking car!
SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT NOTRE DAME THIS IS BOWLING GREEN, THERE ARE RULES
You're Killing your Grandmother Larry
Say what you will about Doc's teaching style, At least it's an ethos!
A joyride situation.
OK. Done, Jackie.
I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my...
Whereas, what we have here...
There it is. You see that helicopter right there? Right in front of us, there. I think it's been following me all morning.
Look, China…
That's marvellous.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
Those are good burgers.
I mean, he's 15.
Binder meeting?
Friends like these huh Pat.
i had a rough night, i ate some fucking beagles
What's this playing to win Shit?
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We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude
They pee on your fucking rug?
Hey, man!
With all of your winning, Enlightened... Its not fair!
Well, not much to tell.
I figure it’s easy money, you know? It’s all pretty harmless-
Larissa, this is not Nam. This is pizza, there are rules
Leo This is not 'nam This is magic. there are rules.
Alright! Way to go, amber
Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or...
Do you find them much, these stolen cars?
He's a sex offender with a record...
I had a rough night and fuckin' hate Rush, man.
Where the fucking uRL, LEBOWSKI!?
JORDAN?
What...
Where's MY fucking letter?
My My art has been condemned strongly. Penile which bothers some women The word itself Make some women uncomfortable. Penile
Where's the information Ali... It's down there somewhere let me take another look.