Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not dealing with morons.
nee aha
Build a PC
She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean...
My dirty undies. My fuckin' whites.
Vertevo, Dude
They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
You miserable piece of shit
Now we got a nice, quiet Little beach community here
by the In 'n' Out Burger.
Isn't this guy supposed to be loaded
Say, Dude...
I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Archery hunters Fuck me
New shit has come to light
No, Walter, it did not look like Elon was about to crack
stay out of juarez, dufresne!
The poor woman...
What was that shit about the battle of midway?
- Are you a fucking park ranger? - No, I'm just...
Felicia this is R&E not nam There are rules
Her life is in your hands. Oh, man, don't say that
Jim Baking
What's in it for the Dude?
I hate the fucking Dodgers, Man
Friends like these, huh McD?
NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT
Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?
Separate Incidents? Separate Incidents?
Dude. Hey Marty.
Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
as you'd see in any other places,
Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration.
"I can't sit down. But you know me, can't complain."
He’s a good man And thorough
You see what happens, Monika?!
and in English, too.
THIS IS OUR CONCERN DUDE
-Uh, 4 bucks, almost 5. -I got $18
(toe cutting motion)
We are sympathizing here, dude
It’s Bush League Psych-Out Stuff
I’m keeping my kidneys.
Well.... It’s all
Not exactly a lightweight... Not exactly a lightweight
Are we gonna split hairs?
You... human paraquat!
I gotta tell you, man,
Thursday is shabbos, the Jewish Day of rest
Disabled
Where’s the money Chelsea?
I’ll suck your cock for $1000
He fixes the cable?
Please, don't touch that.
You got a date Thursday, baby. woo!
There are basic freedoms!
What’s this bullshit?!
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY LEBOWSKI
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! NaNaNaNa Destory All Shaun and Minions Tonights From GO!
That child really tied the room together. Did it not?
- So you're Lebowski. - Yeah.
Dude the bagman. Where do you want us to go?
A lotta ins, a lotta outs a lotta what-have-yous
Are these the Nazis, Walter? No, Donny, these men are in unemployed incels. There's nothing to be afraid of.
ClAUDE iTS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, dUDE
We have it! We have it!
No. Good Shit is on Torrent de l'Olla.
lala
when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong?
I can't be worried about that. Life goes on, man.
I subscribe to nothing, Lebowski nothing
It’s Sandra about T-Máhle
fella I want to tell you about,
This ...this is not a worthy adversary
Get away from me!
Wheres the money Dracula?!
'Course I can't say I seen London,
here we are, it's Shabbos, which I'm allowed to break
The bar's over there.
BSC can’t be banned. That messes up our cohesion
I dig your style, too, man.
People forget
Oh, that's fine. That doesn't even, uh...
'that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak,
And you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm
I ASSURE YOU, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
A lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous
8 ams dude
- Walter! - What the fuck is goin' on?
J Jason has a rock hard erection
We're cutting four guys out of the decision process.
That has nothing to do with it.
nothing is fucked here
What do you do?
Blow on them.
No, Walter, come on. We're ending this cheap, man.
Kde je má mikina Lebowski?
Really dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna do shit, they're not gonna kill shit What can they do, they're a bunch of fucking amateurs
Laundry. The whites.
I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
only if it's a matter of life or death.
I told that fuck at the league office...
Fuck the trophy?
On you maybe.
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
And a Happy Birthday to you, Sir
Which I assure you… is not a problem
and I don't like you... Jerk-off.
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
THE SA TYPO IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE
Goodnight Clean Garage
Now, what happened to your face?
That’s fucking gaga.
J Jason has a massive erection again
stay out of arlington, deadbeat!
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism,
Oh, nothing much.
This whole fuckin’ thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
You know, my papers. Business papers
Oh yes, mister Lebowski
These rich fucks
some burgers, some beers a few laughs
HEAT WIN TROPICAL STORM STATUS
You want penicillin? I can get you penicillin.
Those are good burgers, Solly
where's the money Social_Mingler
9-year-olds, dude.
What's this bullshit?!
What the fu#k is with this guy?
Am I the only one who Gives a shit about the rules?!
I want to understand this, sir.
Ok sir, you're a Brutananadilewski, I'm a Brutananadilewski
Just stay away from my lady friend.
“Human” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Hooman,” please.
THE SA TYPO IS NOT THE ISSUE!
They abandon the vehicle once they hit the wall.
before the Germans can cut my dick off.
Bunny...
and, um...
this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
What does anything have to do with Michigan?
And a happy Valentine’s Day to you sir!
Walter, we didn't make the fuckin' hand-off.
I'm not messing with your special lady.
They didn't get the fuckin' money! They're gonna...
What about the foot? Forget about his fucking foot!
Isn't that what makes a man?
- I mean, your son cries... - My son is not the issue!
Might well have been
thank you that was my presentation
The Chinaman IS the issue, Dude!
Reiderson abides
Shut the fuck up, Donny
I heard you curled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man.
The Pope shit in the woods?
He buys her a toaster? Don’t be fatuous, Genitals
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
Tattoo it on your forehead! Condolences! The bums lost!
Oh, fuck it
Jacob: ‘Also let's *not* forget - keeping wildlife, for uh domestic, you know… … that ain’t legal either.’
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
your opinion, man.
Hey blackshirtsrule Come on, it’s sscardinal
Everything is a fucking travesty with you man
Far out, man!
Helicopter AIMING IMPROVEMENT IN SB BE LIKE:
"He Thinks The Carpet-Pissers Did This?"
Dude, are you fucking this up?
The kid just wanted a car.
There isn't one, we throw the money out of the car.
Is this a... What day is this?
Sex. The physical act of love.
Jesus
So how much they give you?
Have you heard of Vietnam?
Sorry, you were over the line. That's a foul.
Settle down, John.
I'll pull over and kick your ass out.
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
The butt plug guy?
Blah Blah2
I hate the fuckin Eagles man
Nihilists.
How are you going to keep them on the farm once they have seen Karl hungus?
I don't like you sucking around,
18 devices, dude.
This is not a First Amendment thing.
- Phone's ringing, Dude. - Thank you, Donny.
I would like my Snactiv back.
OK, sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski,
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
real reactionary
fuck you fuck you
and then they pee on your fucking rug!
I mean, it might not be such a simple, uh... you know?
Am I wrong?
'Come in. I'm not sure exactly what's wrong.
THe word itself makes some men uncomfortable. topnav
You shouldn't go in, Dude. He's very angry.
Come on Donny, they were threatening annexation
"HEADED TO THE ONE UNCANCELED OPEN MIC!" SOCIETY
Nothing
Are you employed sir?
What's this bullshit?!
What is that, yoga? It increases the chances of conception
Don’t be fatuous Tom
to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.
They didn't get the fuckin money!
Whitt, this is not nam, this is insurance litigation there are rules
I dig the way you do business, Twammy.
sometimes you pass the bar and well...sometimes the bar passes you
Jesus
from fighting in jungle. 'Nam was a foot soldier's war,
Alright!! Way to go Tim!!
Jimmy Jake owes money, and Howard pee on my rug?
You see what happens?! You see what happens when you have deadlines with fixed time and fixed scope?!
15-Year-Olds, Dude.
This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
I want the money TAE OCS says your good for it
Also, dude, doodle bugs are not the preffered nomenclature. Rolly pollys, please.
Head On Apply directly to the forehead
Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!
ME. ALSO ME.
We're pressing the ashes to a vinyl record!
Where's MY fucking letter?
Does it hurt to be that stupid
What’s a Pederson, Walter?
Ive never been more certain of anything in my life dude
This is not ‘Nam, this is lacrosse. There are rules.
Lefty's Life is in your hands
Look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq.
What is this? What is this?
Donny, you’re out of your element!
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Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.
when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Where's the money, Adams?? Mulgrew says you're good for it.
Forget it Paul! You’re out of your element
our earth is in our hands
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Fucking exactly what happened. That makes me sick.
Hell I can get you a new safety show by 8:00 tomorrow
Let's go bowling.
You want me to blow on your toes?
Nihilists. Fuck me
Aw fuck it Dude...let’s go bowling.
Zilka is a nihilist He doesn't care about anything
Add the comma!
- Not on the rug, man. - See?
Sometimes you eat the bar and...
Chevy put toilet seat up at 16 years old.
Uh, and then I, uh,
You got that whole Elton John thing going
Well, take care, man. Gotta get back.
Leads?
Sure, that and taxes
'You're here to fix the cable.'
- So whenever they call... - What if it's during a game?
You never went to college. Please, don't touch that.
They released one album in the late 70s.
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!
Liam screaming at Emily at 4am
In the parlance of our times .....
It is preposterous. This compulsive fornicator
No, like I said, Wu peed on my rug.
Competency Crisis, Dude.
Dude, Chicago is not the issue here
Little Dave is stonewalling me
- They're calling the cops. - Mark it zero!
I’ve seen a lot of depressed people, Dude
Competency Crisis, Dude.
Leads?
Uli? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
I love you too, man
Gausman is throwing rocks tonight! mark it dude.
in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude.
did it not
They did us durty!
No, you’re just an asshole!
If you touch that parking brake You are entering a world of pain
- Increases? - Well, yes.
Say what you want about the tenets of archery elk hunting at least it's an ethos
We got help choppering in.
Outta my fucking cab! Hey man!
They got us working in shifts!
I want the money OCS TAE says your good for it
Are these the Nazis, Walter? No, Donny, these men are unemployed incels. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Do you see what happens scooter!?
Dude!!!
The other Michael mason, the drafties creator!
Also, Dude…❌ichgan is not the preferred nomenclature here… It’s “high wrap”. Please….
are you employed, sir?
'you throw the bag from the left window. You're being watched.'
Yeah? Well... you know, that's just like, uh... Your opinion, man
'which, I assure you, is not a problem.
#fuckingAmateurs
dude I AM TELLING YOU
Julio do you see what happens When you start arguments on Dank Meme Friday posts?
who's sittin' on a fucking Idaho Elk Tag? Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Our fucking troubles are over, dude who takes forever to watch movies
Those are the fucking rules.
Coitus. Do you like it?
"Asian-American," please.
I am the walrus.
Hey, you know what? Forget about it.
- That's thoughtful, but... - Please see him.
Sree pigs in blanket.
Are you a fucking park ranger?
shut the fuck up lauren!! you’re out of your element
What does Ted Bundy have to do with red Napoleon?
They spraypainted your fucking carpet. They spraypainted my fucking carpet.
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
8-Year-Olds, Dude.
Racquet is not the preferred nomenclature Paddle, please
Might well have been
You zink ve are kidding or making with the funny stuff?
This Is What Happens When You F**k A Stranger In The Ass
a man will refer to his nick or his rod or his... johnston.
Why me, man?
Nothing is Fucked, Vince. You're being very un-Vince
You see what happens, Melissa?
Can you check with the service team? Yes, they got us working shifts
What the fuck are you talking about ?
I hate the fucking chiefs
I said I thought she kidnapped herself.
Me sending absolute dogshit trades to my leaguemates
the *other* bob swanson….the millionaire…
Where’s the money, Hilda???
OK You Invaded Ukraine You Happy Now You Crazy Fuck?!
Where's the Money Hagerty? It's down there somewhere, let me take another look
Who is the gentleman, dude? Who am I?! I'm a fuckin' veteran!
Is this your email, Todd?
She kidnapped herself.
OK. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.
oh, well if you already have the check made out that's cool
Gold is not the issue here, dude!
Ever heard of a show called "Branded"?
This is not 'nam, this is aviation. There are rules.
No, not exactly...
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
Where's the food Chow?
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.
where's the fucking curve shithead
Hello! Do you speak English? ¿Parla usted inglés?
Mr. Wernert is in seclusion
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
Completely unspoiled.
Were you listening to the Dude’s story? I was bowling
Hello?
Alex and me, we’re gonna fuck you up
In the limo, you son of a bitch. No arguing.
He's got problems, man! You mean beyond pacifism?
Go ahead, blow.
Who's in charge of scheduling? - Albrecht
I'm not! Fuck it.
Bunny Lebowski,
It’s a league game, Smokey
LEEDS? yeah, sure.
you don't know shit, lebowski
'maybe forfeit it to us.
and he told me about this abduction.
THE CAPS IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE DUDE!
I've got information, man New stuff has come to light.
Just a friend of Maudie's.
Gdzie pieniądze makowiec?
Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.
Leads? Yeah, sure.
My response to NT small talk
Leads?
-you can imagine where it goes from there
I myself dabbled in liberalism in college