Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why does this always happen on date night?

but orange kryptonite.

[PB] Looks like he's still breathing.

- [BARKS] - [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

Is this really the best way to find Superman?

Lockin' you up in the cell. [LAUGHS]

I'm Mark. And your name?

Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone. Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone.

Those tubbies aren't fooling each other. Those tubbies aren't fooling each other.

And, uh, freeze breath,

What did you just call me?

I mean, I lick myself all the time.

You were right, Ace.

Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

You win this round, lettuce.

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

What did you just call me?! You see that thing over? It’s cheese

or throwing playing cards really hard.

[PILOT AND LOIS SCREAMING]

well, that's where we're gonna go.

["YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" BY QUEEN PLAYING]

this is exactly how I always pictured it.

- [ROBBERS LAUGHING] - ♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪

and then they eat, like, really fun snacks,

No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different. No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different.

♪ You can count on me ♪

but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

I feel left out and bored without my owner. Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.

The Same Thing They Do Every Night

I can't believe that shelter punk

Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

Other people can't fool anyone. Other people can't fool anyone.

I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

♪ That's what friends do ♪

- all who stand in his way! - [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

Um, how long is this gonna take?

- [CHIP GASPS] - [WHISKERS] Super-Pets,

Of course! The federation of exes.

Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other. Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other.

Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

I would drink the juice box.

I can go to Dublin Donuts.

Those lame-os aren't fooling each other. Those lame-so aren't fooling each other.

[JOR-EL] Krypto, no!

But then I'd set her wings on fire,

Other people oughtn't to fool anyone.

The Mighty Oink!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

The juice box thing?

Where is Superman?

and I could really use you now.

- [BOTH LAUGHING] - Yeah!

[LOIS] What? You can fly?

But don't worry,

Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,

[SIGHS] You think I'm cute.

I think my teeth are still glowing.

All right, time to save the Justice League.

[ACE] Sorry, we got other plans.

Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]

Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone. Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

Because this pig right here

So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously.

That thing took our Superman.

Those nitwits aren't fooling each other. Those nitwits aren't fooling each other.

I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

I started this with one best friend to save

- [GROWLS] - What's gotten into you?

But that'll kill him.

No, this is going to feel so different.

Should I pop it? [GASPS]

[ACE] Can I steal you for a sec?

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

- [GROANS] I love saying that. - [RUMBLING]

You can't save them both on your own.

It all started in Central City, 1854.

Your problem is you. You... [ECHOES]

Other people aren't fooling each other. Other people aren't fooling each other.

I promised them that it would be their new...

Krypton is about to die.

- [CRACKING] - uh-oh.

- [STATIC] - Help.

as their dark wings flapped around me,

- [ALL GASP] - [CHIP] Ugh.

But not for long.

If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

You think your dookie don't stink.

And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?

Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock.

Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

Oh, uh, don't worry,

- [UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES] - [GROANS]

Boo! I'm bored!

Lex will pay for what he's done.

Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other. Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other.

You forgot one thing, Lulu.

Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

My father was right.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

A missile was just shot into my chest.

Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

You wanna keep going?

This is unpleasant for both of us.

I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!

I said I don't have my powers anymore.