Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

[PB] Looks like he's still breathing.

Other people aren't fooling each other. Other people aren't fooling each other.

I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

["YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" BY QUEEN PLAYING]

Your problem is you. You... [ECHOES]

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

It all started in Central City, 1854.

Other people oughtn't to fool anyone.

- [BOTH LAUGHING] - Yeah!

Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

But not for long.

Because this pig right here

this is exactly how I always pictured it.

I started this with one best friend to save

or throwing playing cards really hard.

I mean, I lick myself all the time.

You can't save them both on your own.

♪ You can count on me ♪

You win this round, lettuce.

I can't believe that shelter punk

Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone. Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone.

I feel left out and bored without my owner. Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.

And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?

I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!

as their dark wings flapped around me,

Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

No, this is going to feel so different.

♪ That's what friends do ♪

- [GROANS] I love saying that. - [RUMBLING]

- [CRACKING] - uh-oh.

Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.

Of course! The federation of exes.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,

That thing took our Superman.

I think my teeth are still glowing.

All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock.

I said I don't have my powers anymore.

but orange kryptonite.

Those tubbies aren't fooling each other. Those tubbies aren't fooling each other.

What did you just call me?

Boo! I'm bored!

Should I pop it? [GASPS]

and then they eat, like, really fun snacks,

But don't worry,

Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

[ACE] Sorry, we got other plans.

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other. Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other.

Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other. Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other.

And, uh, freeze breath,

If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

Why does this always happen on date night?

but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

and I could really use you now.

Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone. Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

This is unpleasant for both of us.

- [STATIC] - Help.

Those lame-os aren't fooling each other. Those lame-so aren't fooling each other.

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

The juice box thing?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[LOIS] What? You can fly?

You were right, Ace.

I promised them that it would be their new...

Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

But then I'd set her wings on fire,

- [ALL GASP] - [CHIP] Ugh.

- [BARKS] - [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]

I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

You forgot one thing, Lulu.

My father was right.

Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

The Mighty Oink!

You think your dookie don't stink.

- all who stand in his way! - [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

[JOR-EL] Krypto, no!

All right, time to save the Justice League.

I'm Mark. And your name?

Other people can't fool anyone. Other people can't fool anyone.

Um, how long is this gonna take?

Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]

Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

I can go to Dublin Donuts.

But that'll kill him.

Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

You wanna keep going?

- [GROWLS] - What's gotten into you?

- [CHIP GASPS] - [WHISKERS] Super-Pets,

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

Where is Superman?

So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously.

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

Krypton is about to die.

What did you just call me?! You see that thing over? It’s cheese

Is this really the best way to find Superman?

I would drink the juice box.

[ACE] Can I steal you for a sec?

- [UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES] - [GROANS]

No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different. No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different.

[PILOT AND LOIS SCREAMING]

well, that's where we're gonna go.

Those nitwits aren't fooling each other. Those nitwits aren't fooling each other.

A missile was just shot into my chest.

Lex will pay for what he's done.

- [ROBBERS LAUGHING] - ♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪

The Same Thing They Do Every Night

[SIGHS] You think I'm cute.

Lockin' you up in the cell. [LAUGHS]

Oh, uh, don't worry,

Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]