Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- all who stand in his way! - [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

- [GROANS] I love saying that. - [RUMBLING]

You win this round, lettuce.

This is unpleasant for both of us.

[SIGHS] You think I'm cute.

and I could really use you now.

[JOR-EL] Krypto, no!

Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other. Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other.

Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,

Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone. Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone.

Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]

♪ That's what friends do ♪

Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously.

That thing took our Superman.

Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

It all started in Central City, 1854.

I can't believe that shelter punk

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.

What did you just call me?

Boo! I'm bored!

I promised them that it would be their new...

[LOIS] What? You can fly?

If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

I would drink the juice box.

Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone. Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

Other people can't fool anyone. Other people can't fool anyone.

but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?

A missile was just shot into my chest.

this is exactly how I always pictured it.

- [ALL GASP] - [CHIP] Ugh.

Other people oughtn't to fool anyone.

Is this really the best way to find Superman?

Lockin' you up in the cell. [LAUGHS]

Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

Krypton is about to die.

- [UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES] - [GROANS]

You can't save them both on your own.

and then they eat, like, really fun snacks,

Those tubbies aren't fooling each other. Those tubbies aren't fooling each other.

[ALL SCREAMING]

I can go to Dublin Donuts.

You think your dookie don't stink.

Because this pig right here

I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

The juice box thing?

But not for long.

- [STATIC] - Help.

Um, how long is this gonna take?

- [CRACKING] - uh-oh.

well, that's where we're gonna go.

All right, time to save the Justice League.

But don't worry,

No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different. No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

I mean, I lick myself all the time.

Those nitwits aren't fooling each other. Those nitwits aren't fooling each other.

Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

I said I don't have my powers anymore.

I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

My father was right.

Those lame-os aren't fooling each other. Those lame-so aren't fooling each other.

Other people aren't fooling each other. Other people aren't fooling each other.

but orange kryptonite.

Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other. Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other.

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

Oh, uh, don't worry,

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

- [GROWLS] - What's gotten into you?

[PILOT AND LOIS SCREAMING]

Why does this always happen on date night?

The Same Thing They Do Every Night

♪ You can count on me ♪

And, uh, freeze breath,

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

But that'll kill him.

- [BOTH LAUGHING] - Yeah!

Should I pop it? [GASPS]

I'm Mark. And your name?

[ACE] Sorry, we got other plans.

No, this is going to feel so different.

- [CHIP GASPS] - [WHISKERS] Super-Pets,

Lex will pay for what he's done.

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

- [BARKS] - [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]

All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock.

What did you just call me?! You see that thing over? It’s cheese

But then I'd set her wings on fire,

as their dark wings flapped around me,

You were right, Ace.

Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

You forgot one thing, Lulu.

Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

Of course! The federation of exes.

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

[PB] Looks like he's still breathing.

- [ROBBERS LAUGHING] - ♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

You wanna keep going?

or throwing playing cards really hard.

Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

I started this with one best friend to save

Your problem is you. You... [ECHOES]

["YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" BY QUEEN PLAYING]

Where is Superman?

[ACE] Can I steal you for a sec?

I think my teeth are still glowing.

I feel left out and bored without my owner. Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.

The Mighty Oink!

I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!