Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

And there's nothing in the world

You're my best friends, dummies.

You're up, pig.

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

Us shelter animals, you know,

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

Does sound like a good juice box, though.

♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪

It is pie week.

High-fiving so slow

My dookie doesn't stink.

All I need is one little piece.

So, it is a DMV.

Seat warmer activated.

Unhand me, wench!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

Those busters aren't fooling each other. Those busters aren't fooling each other.

Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other.

- What? What is it? - [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

What is a canine...? [SCREAMS]

Um... You all see the giant pig too, right?

of a middle-aged person who lives alone?

Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.

Those failures aren't fooling each other. Those failures aren't fooling each other.

[KRYPTO] Thank you.

Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other. Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other.

Those tattletales aren't fooling each other. Those tattletales aren't fooling each other.

You wanna throw paws, then fine.

I’ll let the heroes die!

[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

Get out of your head!

You want us to fight her? [SHUDDERS]

You didn't know I was going to steal their sexmas

But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace.

Nah, forget it.

♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪

while they got me stuck in airplane mode.

No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [BLEEP].

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

- I have to find... - [BONES CRACKING]

Seriously in 1425

♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHIP MUFFLED] Yay. My destiny awaits.

and I don't think any of us want that.

I'll be right back with a surprise.

See you in heck.

Mara Powell Productions / Paramount Animation / Walden Media / Marvel Studios (2022)

When you were just a puppy,

[GRENADE PIN CLINKS]

For Earth-Two, press two.

- Watch out for the... - [METALLIC THUD]

I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.

- [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] - [LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]

Tighten your collars. We've got work to do.

Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

I'm his ride or die.

Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get

You're trapped, too, genius.

♪ And I can do any... ♪

When do we ever listen to you?

But you, dear son, will live on.

Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...

Because to me, this just seems gross.

What? That's ridiculous.

Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout.

Okay. Not exactly like this.

you're still learning your powers.

["MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYING]

will adopt you any day.

I'm fast now, but I still can't see me.

You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump,

You know, I still owe you a whuppin'.

Sorry, I can't do that. If you give me your Christine.

- [SIGHS] - For Earth-Three...

You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna.

- [TOY SQUEAKING] - [GASPS]

Those failures aren't fooling each other.

[SUPERMAN EXCLAIMS]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

- What "oh"? - I'm gonna...

But you know what? It makes sense.

Those blockheads aren't fooling each other. Those blockheads aren't fooling each other.

I really think a pet would be good for you.

You lied about the farm, didn't you?

Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes.

Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

Just the plan that you all called crazy

until the end of your loser lives.

And that’s why I think the Saw movies are horrific.

What choice do we have?

Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

No one wants that, right?

Huh? What the heck are you doing?

Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful

What's happenin', sweet cheeks?

(Distorted) I love you!

No! Don't listen to her.

The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [GASPS]

Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

And when I get us all outta here,

...they have a certain duty to use that power to...

Those stealers aren't fooling each other. Those stealers aren't fooling each other.

I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit

When I was a puppy,

I got my tail on fire!

What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class?

- [BARKING] - [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]

Yeah. [SIGHS] Everything's better at the farm.

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone.

I'm so glad it's the other future and eternity toast!. It's obvious "goner" isn't the other word anymore. Besides, what'll happen to some people? I'm so glad it's the other future and eternity toast!. It's so obvious "goner" isn't the other word anymore. Besides, what'll happen to some people?

So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel,

[ACE] PB just needs to love herself

from the cold steel straw of power.

I had you where I wanted you.

The man you love, or the woman he does?

[FLASH AND MERTON LAUGHING]

Hey, don't worry. I got you.

And have zero game.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

One-hundo percent attention.

- [PANTING] Okay. Where is she? - [DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

Slightly soggy bottom there.

Those loons aren't fooling each other. Those loons aren't fooling each other.

Giant evil guinea pig.

He's trying to get rid of ya.

No one says that.

Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.

If I really was his friend,

Other people didn't fool anyone. Other people didn't fool anyone.

[ACE] There's no other way to put it.

Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.

[SUPERHERO] Superman.

And now this is your new home.