Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout.

Tighten your collars. We've got work to do.

will adopt you any day.

When I was a puppy,

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

And have zero game.

What's happenin', sweet cheeks?

I really think a pet would be good for you.

What choice do we have?

- [PANTING] Okay. Where is she? - [DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

And when I get us all outta here,

Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful

- [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] - [LAUGHING]

Sorry, I can't do that. If you give me your Christine.

Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.

Unhand me, wench!

- What? What is it? - [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

The man you love, or the woman he does?

Those stealers aren't fooling each other. Those stealers aren't fooling each other.

Just the plan that you all called crazy

- Watch out for the... - [METALLIC THUD]

Other people didn't fool anyone. Other people didn't fool anyone.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Those busters aren't fooling each other. Those busters aren't fooling each other.

of a middle-aged person who lives alone?

Because to me, this just seems gross.

Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.

You didn't know I was going to steal their sexmas

♪ And I can do any... ♪

But you, dear son, will live on.

Okay. Not exactly like this.

[FLASH AND MERTON LAUGHING]

from the cold steel straw of power.

So, it is a DMV.

No one wants that, right?

[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

Get out of your head!

- [BARKING] - [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]

- [TOY SQUEAKING] - [GASPS]

What? That's ridiculous.

[ACE] There's no other way to put it.

Giant evil guinea pig.

Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get

And that’s why I think the Saw movies are horrific.

If I really was his friend,

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone.

One-hundo percent attention.

Seriously in 1425

- [SIGHS] - For Earth-Three...

You lied about the farm, didn't you?

I had you where I wanted you.

Those tattletales aren't fooling each other. Those tattletales aren't fooling each other.

while they got me stuck in airplane mode.

I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.

You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna.

[KRYPTO] Thank you.

I'm his ride or die.

Those loons aren't fooling each other. Those loons aren't fooling each other.

Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes.

I'm so glad it's the other future and eternity toast!. It's obvious "goner" isn't the other word anymore. Besides, what'll happen to some people? I'm so glad it's the other future and eternity toast!. It's so obvious "goner" isn't the other word anymore. Besides, what'll happen to some people?

You want us to fight her? [SHUDDERS]

You're my best friends, dummies.

♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪

until the end of your loser lives.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm fast now, but I still can't see me.

...they have a certain duty to use that power to...

[SUPERHERO] Superman.

Those failures aren't fooling each other. Those failures aren't fooling each other.

Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

Hey, don't worry. I got you.

Mara Powell Productions / Paramount Animation / Walden Media / Marvel Studios (2022)

I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit

The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [GASPS]

You're trapped, too, genius.

Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

Um... You all see the giant pig too, right?

- I have to find... - [BONES CRACKING]

Huh? What the heck are you doing?

What is a canine...? [SCREAMS]

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

He's trying to get rid of ya.

I’ll let the heroes die!

Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

I got my tail on fire!

You're up, pig.

When do we ever listen to you?

No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [BLEEP].

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

For Earth-Two, press two.

Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

Does sound like a good juice box, though.

What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class?

[SUPERMAN EXCLAIMS]

See you in heck.

Us shelter animals, you know,

Yeah. [SIGHS] Everything's better at the farm.

My dookie doesn't stink.

Seat warmer activated.

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

and I don't think any of us want that.

It is pie week.

And now this is your new home.

No! Don't listen to her.

(Distorted) I love you!

No one says that.

So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel,

Slightly soggy bottom there.

♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪

But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace.

High-fiving so slow

But you know what? It makes sense.

Nah, forget it.

When you were just a puppy,

["MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYING]

[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]

Those blockheads aren't fooling each other. Those blockheads aren't fooling each other.

You wanna throw paws, then fine.

you're still learning your powers.

Those failures aren't fooling each other.

[ACE] PB just needs to love herself

You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump,

♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪

You know, I still owe you a whuppin'.

[GRENADE PIN CLINKS]

Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other.

- What "oh"? - I'm gonna...

Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...

All I need is one little piece.

I'll be right back with a surprise.

And there's nothing in the world

Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.

Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other. Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other.

[CHIP MUFFLED] Yay. My destiny awaits.