Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

Mara Powell Productions / Paramount Animation / Walden Media / Marvel Studios (2022)

Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

The man you love, or the woman he does?

[ACE] There's no other way to put it.

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

♪ And I can do any... ♪

- [BARKING] - [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]

Those failures aren't fooling each other.

[ACE] PB just needs to love herself

- What? What is it? - [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

But you know what? It makes sense.

I'm fast now, but I still can't see me.

I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.

Slightly soggy bottom there.

Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get

When you were just a puppy,

You're trapped, too, genius.

I’ll let the heroes die!

- What "oh"? - I'm gonna...

You didn't know I was going to steal their sexmas

And when I get us all outta here,

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

See you in heck.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]

No! Don't listen to her.

Does sound like a good juice box, though.

One-hundo percent attention.

Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout.

Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful

When I was a puppy,

(Distorted) I love you!

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Those stealers aren't fooling each other. Those stealers aren't fooling each other.

Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes.

- Watch out for the... - [METALLIC THUD]

What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class?

No one says that.

And have zero game.

No one wants that, right?

I'm so glad it's the other future and eternity toast!. It's obvious "goner" isn't the other word anymore. Besides, what'll happen to some people? I'm so glad it's the other future and eternity toast!. It's so obvious "goner" isn't the other word anymore. Besides, what'll happen to some people?

You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump,

All I need is one little piece.

Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other. Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other.

["MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYING]

I got my tail on fire!

Huh? What the heck are you doing?

It is pie week.

I had you where I wanted you.

Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...

and I don't think any of us want that.

Nah, forget it.

Um... You all see the giant pig too, right?

Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.

Those birdbrains aren't fooling each other.

Those loons aren't fooling each other. Those loons aren't fooling each other.

- [PANTING] Okay. Where is she? - [DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

will adopt you any day.

You're my best friends, dummies.

You're up, pig.

You want us to fight her? [SHUDDERS]

- I have to find... - [BONES CRACKING]

Okay. Not exactly like this.

[GRENADE PIN CLINKS]

I really think a pet would be good for you.

For Earth-Two, press two.

The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [GASPS]

So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel,

You wanna throw paws, then fine.

...they have a certain duty to use that power to...

What's happenin', sweet cheeks?

Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.

[CHIP MUFFLED] Yay. My destiny awaits.

♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪

What? That's ridiculous.

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

- [TOY SQUEAKING] - [GASPS]

Tighten your collars. We've got work to do.

of a middle-aged person who lives alone?

And now this is your new home.

Those busters aren't fooling each other. Those busters aren't fooling each other.

- [SIGHS] - For Earth-Three...

Unhand me, wench!

Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

you're still learning your powers.

Those tattletales aren't fooling each other. Those tattletales aren't fooling each other.

[SUPERMAN EXCLAIMS]

Those failures aren't fooling each other. Those failures aren't fooling each other.

Giant evil guinea pig.

And that’s why I think the Saw movies are horrific.

until the end of your loser lives.

You lied about the farm, didn't you?

Get out of your head!

When do we ever listen to you?

What choice do we have?

Hey, don't worry. I got you.

I'm his ride or die.

Because to me, this just seems gross.

Seriously in 1425

Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.

I'll be right back with a surprise.

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

High-fiving so slow

from the cold steel straw of power.

Just the plan that you all called crazy

Other people didn't fool anyone. Other people didn't fool anyone.

You know, I still owe you a whuppin'.

No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [BLEEP].

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone.

You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna.

♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

What is a canine...? [SCREAMS]

But you, dear son, will live on.

He's trying to get rid of ya.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

If I really was his friend,

while they got me stuck in airplane mode.

Us shelter animals, you know,

[KRYPTO] Thank you.

Sorry, I can't do that. If you give me your Christine.

So, it is a DMV.

But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace.

Yeah. [SIGHS] Everything's better at the farm.

Those blockheads aren't fooling each other. Those blockheads aren't fooling each other.

♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪

- [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] - [LAUGHING]

[SUPERHERO] Superman.

Seat warmer activated.

And there's nothing in the world

My dookie doesn't stink.

[FLASH AND MERTON LAUGHING]