Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

COLONEL.
DALE, I JUST GET SO LONELY...
OH!
CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
HUH! WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
WELL, GOOD JOB.
( motor humming )
YOU DESERVE IT.
AW, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE.
COME ON, LADY, MAKE THEM SHINE.
YOU WANT TO DROP OUT OF THE PROGRAM?
I WANT TO WALK!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
EVERY DROP COUNTS, MRS. HILL.
ONCE A WEEK FOR HOW EVER LONG
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT
WELL, COTTON, OF COURSE, I DO.
( horn honking )
NOT ANGRY, MAN, JUST VERY DANG DISAPPOINTED, MAN.
I HAVE BEEN DOING ISOMETRIC BUTT CLENCHES.
NO! NO! NO!
YOU'LL BE BACK ON YOUR FEET IN NO TIME.
SAYS IT'S MAKING ME SOFT.
I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE.
UH, I'M JUST AFRAID HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR CONDITION
WHEN HE CAME BACK FROM THE PACIFIC
WELL, LET'S SEE.
SHE WHAT?
I-I JUST... I...
( panting )
COTTON INVENTED A BAYONET TECHNIQUE