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I'M GOING TO BE BURIED IN THOSE NAZZY STOMPERS
IT WAS 200 MILLION YEARS.
YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME INTO MY CHAIR?
THAT'S WHY I'M HELPING HIM WITH HIS APPLICATION.
TO RETAKE MUNDA AIRFIELD IN THE SOLOMON ISLANDS
PEGGY HILL? ( horn honking )
TO RETRIEVE GENERAL MacARTHUR'S CORNCOB PIPE.
SHE... PLEASE DON'T TELL HANK.
SO CHANGE AND MEET ME THERE.
SIR, NO, SIR!
THEY AIN'T GOT MUCH TONE, BUT GAMS IS GAMS
SO I SNUCK MYSELF BEHIND ENEMY LINES
OKAY!
AAH!
-mast!
YOU READY TO HATE ME
GET IN YOUR CHAIR AND GO.
REMEMBER THE TEN BAGS OF CEMENT
HE IS A COMPLETE FRAUD.
AND NOW I GOT TO GO BEGGING FOR A WAR HERO'S GRAVE?
STOP MOPING.
THE DOCTOR SAID HE'D NEVER WALK AGAIN.
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME, YOU CAN'T CLIMB
( hocks and spits )
DON'T LOOK AWAY!
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A HERO.
( laughing )
OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES.
OKAY. THEY'RE OPEN.