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I STRETCHED A RUBBER BAND TODAY.
HE WAS FIVE-FOOT EVEN.
HE SAID HE'LL TAKE YOU BACK, BUT HE'S GOT TO WARN YOU--
AND AT SOME POINT I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE A SHOWER.
DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME!
SURE. MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW...
BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE A PARACHUTE THAT OPENS.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO KILL 50 MEN?
DON'T YOU THINK I AM TRYING? I CAN'T.
ALL RIGHT. PASS UP YOUR APPLICATION.
WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF?
Cotton: DANG IT, WOMAN!
( grunting ) HOO-YEAH!
GO AHEAD, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
I GUESS SO.
THEY AIN'T GOT MUCH TONE, BUT GAMS IS GAMS.
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU MUTTERING?
I'M SOPHIA LOREN, HUH?
OH. TA-DA!
YOU WORTHLESS...
NOTHING THERE BUT GIRLS AND BABIES.
RIGHT THERE!
Hank: THIS IS CRAZY, DAD.
WHO'S READY TO FOR A SPONGE BATH?
FOR YOUR PORTRAYAL OF DR. JERRY KENDERSON
( grunting )
HELD MY BREATH
Dale Ruffolo Don Schreiter Gary Schultz
YOU SAID I'D NEVER USE?
OKAY, LET'S DO IT.