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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
OFF MY COMMUTE.
AT THE TEXAS STATE CEMETERY.
OH, HOW MANY BOOTS DID YOU SHINE?
SO?
APRIL 30, MAY 2-- THAT'S TWO WHOLE DAYS.
DID HE EVER TELL YOU HE SURVIVED EIGHT DAYS
I THINK MY DAD IS NOT TOO FOND OF YOU, EITHER... PRETTY MUCH.
MUNICH, GERMANY?
COLONEL, FROM YOUR DRESS AND DEMEANOR
AW... WHY...
LET'S GO. START CLIMBING.
18 MONTHS LATER
OH, I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME AT THE MOMENT.
YOU DONE LEFT OLD GLORY AT HALF-MAST!
Dang it.
YOU WERE NEVER IN MUNICH.
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU SADISTIC SON OF A...
THE TEXAS STATE CEMETERY COMMISSION
WHAT ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES FOR, WOMAN?
NOW COME AT ME.
Cotton: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HE'D HAVE OPENED YOUR SISSY CHUTE.
TEACH ME TO WALK.
BOBBY, I'M DRIVING YOU TO SCHOOL TODAY.
HUH! THEY CAN MAKE A SAW
BUT BEFORE THAT, I GOTS TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION
DON'T NEED HER WHEELCHAIR NO MORE.
SHE'LL BE
NOW MOVE IT!
Neftali "El Magnifico" Alvarez Nathan Ardaiz George Bagtas Adam Beeman Bryan Bird
-you live, you worthless...
THEY'RE GOING TO BURY ME
JUST KIDDING.
WELL, I AM TRYING.
( chuckles )
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?