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SHOW US HOW A REAL HERO STARTS HIS DAY.
I CRAWLED THROUGH A MINEFIELD
I HAVE A FULL DAY AHEAD OF ME: BOGGLE WITH NANCY AT 2:00
YOU?
OH, THANK YOU.
PEGGY, I'M SETTING THE ALARM FOR 7:00.
Drop by drop
YOU GET RIGHT BACK UP ON THAT HORSE.
SOFTBALL PRACTICE AT 4:00
Peggy: MR. CHAIRMAN, THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES
AND NOW WE'RE GIVING YOU THE HONOR OF RAISING IT.
( whimpering sarcastically )
I want [him] for the carpool lane.
ALL RIGHT, COTTON.
YOU'RE A COWARD.
OH, POOR LITTLE BABY'S SITTING ON A FRESH GRENADE.
( baby crying )
REACHED UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE KIDNEYS.
PRAYING AIN'T GOING TO HELP.
GIVE ME ANOTHER MINUTE.
OH, MY GOD! PEGGY!
BUT THAT'S OKAY; WATER'S SOFT, TOO.
AND MAKE THEM ALL SPARKLY.
GREAT. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
FATTY, FATTY AND DOC.