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I'M REFERRING TO YOUR HUSBAND.
BUT, UH, DAD, YOU CAN TAKE OUT YOUR TEETH.
I'M AN OLD MAN.
AND I'LL LET YOU DANCE ON MY GRAVE.
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WELL, I'VE NEVER WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING
IN YOUR WHEELCHAIR LIKE YOU'RE SOME
Cotton: HAD TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!
TO, UH... WELL, I DON'T KNOW-- TORTURE YOU OR SOMETHING?
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW.
NO CIGAR, GRIBBLE.
IT'S LIKELY YOUR MUSCLES HAVE ATROPHIED.
OH...
WHAT...?
THAT IS STILL USED TO GUT MEN TODAY.
IT'S BEING CRIPPLED OVER.
"STEPHEN AUSTIN."
I WASN'T?
NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
JUST DISRESPECTFUL, TALKIN' ABOUT...
I CAN'T LET HIM VISIT ME IN A CIVILIAN CEMETERY.
HUH?
( honking )
I AM HAVING TROUBLE SUPPORTING MY HEAD.
THANK YOU.
GOOD EFFORT.
TO EAT YOUR WAFFLE, HANK'S WIFE?
YOU'RE OUT OF THAT BODY CAST, PEGGY.
Thekk Clenches
TOJO HAD A MACHINE GUN NEST HIGH UP ON A HILL--
I want her for the carpool lane
( grunting )
WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG ABOUT THE STEAKS HERE